I can't believe nobody has told you that as a noob you need a minimum of seven basses.
One for each day of the week.
You won't play any better but you'll be too distracted to worry about it.
I figured they were going to wait and give that information to him in the orientation later this month. I mean, that TB rule is well below the other rules TB'ers try to enforce such as, under no circumstance are you allowed to tune down, not even a 1/2 step. You're not allowed to have more than 4 strings, no color, needs to be ugly wood grain or tobacco bursts (once you hit your 5 year anniversary you're allowed black basses), whatever the question, the nonsensical answer is p-bass with flatwounds regardless of the issue i.e. "My car is leaking oil." TBer: "Sound like you need a p-bass with flatwounds."
I joke, but In all seriousness, it was pretty obvious a setup issue and yet someone actually suggested he needed flatwounds.