2 year warranty on all guitars apparently.
I emailed my "sales technician" (I hate that title) and am awaiting a response back. I"m still trying to figure out if they are supposed to come grounded out of the factory, or if something in the bass is now malfunctioning.
Either way, I'm sure I'll get a response soon. If it's covered under warranty, cool. If not, from the information gleaned in this thread it won't be an expensive mod / fix / whaterveryouwannacallit.
Tah dah... Sound the trumpets! Clear the stage for 8 maids-a-milking!