So I'm at the grocery store picking up a few items, and I pass by the 'au natural' section. I happened to glance at one of the endcap basket, and there were bags of some kind of snack food in it. I take a closer look and... Its "Pirate's Booty". Seriously. What the ham sammich? Now, I know what the word 'booty' means in terms of treasure and pirate talk. But dang, who names a snack Pirate's Booty? How does that conversation work? You can't just play that off and say "I'm eating chips"... no indeed: Dude 1: "Hey man, whacha munchin' on?" Dude 2: "...PIRATE'S BOOTY." later... Dude 1: "Lemme try some of that PIRATE'S BOOTY you have there..." Dude 2: "Sure..." Dude 1: *munch munch munch* "Hey, this is some pretty good Booty!" or... Host: "Help yourself to the spread! We have plenty of chips, salsa, and queso, sandwiches, finger food... oh yeah, don't forget to try the PIRATE'S BOOTY, its great!" It says its aged white chedar... so it probably smells like booty too. If that wasn't bad enough, what's up with that pirate on the bag? Hands on his hips with the limp wrist action. At least they could have done it Captain Morgan style, or with the fists on the hip... but nope. That's no manly "arrrrr" going down there, matey. No indeed. Man, that's wild. I have to wonder if the group that came up with this product were dying with laughter when they gave it the final stamp of approval.