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pirates vs ninjas.
- Thread starter xcental34x
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Well lets look at the pros and cons of each.
Pirates.
Pros:
- They have guns. This is self-explanitory.
- They have ships with weapons. Canons mean businuss
- They don't have morals or honor. Anything goes.
- They have guns dangit.
Cons:
- The majority only has one eye. If your enemy relies on stealth, then one eye would not do you much good at all.
- Peg legs do not serve well against a nimble enemy such as the ninja.
- Once they run out of ammunition they are stuck with the short-ranged scimitars, which, although powerful, are no match for the long reach of the katana.
- They use 17th century pistols, which aren't exactly the most reliable gun. Of course it is a gun and the enemy doesn't have one, so this is debatable as to whether or not it is good or bad.
Ninjas
Pros:
- They are expertly trained in stealth. When your enemy is drunk and missing an eye, this is extremely useful. Also a good defense against guns.
- They have the element of surprise.
- They're nimble and agile. Of course this is no match for good aim, but if the gun screwed up or if the pirate ran out of ammo then this would be a valuable skill against someone without any legs.
- They have shurikens. And thats cool.
Cons:
- They don't have guns.
- Once they have revealed themselves they are screwed.
- Mainly because they don't have guns.
- Their shoes are basically thick socks. If I was on a pirate ship with only socks on I would be worried about nails.
- Of course I would be more worried about the fact that I didn't have a gun.
Final Verdict
If the ninjas can manage a successful sneak attack on all the pirates at once then they might have a chance, but if not then they are kind of screwed because they don't have guns. So my verdict is Pirates.
Pirates.
Pros:
- They have guns. This is self-explanitory.
- They have ships with weapons. Canons mean businuss
- They don't have morals or honor. Anything goes.
- They have guns dangit.
Cons:
- The majority only has one eye. If your enemy relies on stealth, then one eye would not do you much good at all.
- Peg legs do not serve well against a nimble enemy such as the ninja.
- Once they run out of ammunition they are stuck with the short-ranged scimitars, which, although powerful, are no match for the long reach of the katana.
- They use 17th century pistols, which aren't exactly the most reliable gun. Of course it is a gun and the enemy doesn't have one, so this is debatable as to whether or not it is good or bad.
Ninjas
Pros:
- They are expertly trained in stealth. When your enemy is drunk and missing an eye, this is extremely useful. Also a good defense against guns.
- They have the element of surprise.
- They're nimble and agile. Of course this is no match for good aim, but if the gun screwed up or if the pirate ran out of ammo then this would be a valuable skill against someone without any legs.
- They have shurikens. And thats cool.
Cons:
- They don't have guns.
- Once they have revealed themselves they are screwed.
- Mainly because they don't have guns.
- Their shoes are basically thick socks. If I was on a pirate ship with only socks on I would be worried about nails.
- Of course I would be more worried about the fact that I didn't have a gun.
Final Verdict
If the ninjas can manage a successful sneak attack on all the pirates at once then they might have a chance, but if not then they are kind of screwed because they don't have guns. So my verdict is Pirates.
xcental34x said:
Yippie! What do I win? And don't tell me "the respect and admiration of my peers," I'm not falling for that one again...
Ninja's ... I've seen the youtube videos, they are definitely coming back. Pirates are yesterdays news.
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