As you all know, teh internetz r sirius biznessness. Thus, here is the ultra-serious poll-to-end-all-polls! Say a genie erupted out of your colon (a likely place as any) and offered you a single wish. Which of the above choices would you wish for?
Note: this hypothetical scenario assumes that the genie leaves your colon at the conclusion of said wish, making this a once-in-a-lifetime offer! (Wish in the next 15 seconds and receive a free sammich.)
Note: this hypothetical scenario assumes that the genie leaves your colon at the conclusion of said wish, making this a once-in-a-lifetime offer! (Wish in the next 15 seconds and receive a free sammich.)

