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Poll: Which would you choose?

Which of the following would you wish for?

  • Your dream bass (Carl Thompson, Fodera, Rick, etc.)

    Votes: 5 7.5%
  • World Peace

    Votes: 21 31.3%
  • Your dream rig

    Votes: 4 6.0%
  • The demise of the Jonas Brothers

    Votes: 5 7.5%
  • The opportunity to meet/jam with your favorite bassist.

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • Become a best-selling artist and go on world tours.

    Votes: 22 32.8%
  • A Klondike Bar

    Votes: 9 13.4%

  • Total voters
    67
Jul 28, 2009
1,048
22
As you all know, teh internetz r sirius biznessness. Thus, here is the ultra-serious poll-to-end-all-polls! Say a genie erupted out of your colon (a likely place as any) and offered you a single wish. Which of the above choices would you wish for?

Note: this hypothetical scenario assumes that the genie leaves your colon at the conclusion of said wish, making this a once-in-a-lifetime offer! (Wish in the next 15 seconds and receive a free sammich.)
 
I wanted world peace, I really did, but I was selfish and picked dream bass. Why not. Most everyone only thinks of themselves any more. Greedy, self-centered, bastards. That's what we are.
 
Best selling artist and go on world tours. I would be so rich and famous , it would then allow me to buy my dream bass and a klondike bar it so desired. Since I would be selling all those albums(downloads), I would allow my favorite artist to open up for me. Then we would hang out of course. The awesomeness of my music would then make the Jonas Brothers obsolete. Then for a final endeavor, I would create my own foe world peace, similar to Bono. Thank you, good night.
 
I chose world peace... Not... I wanted to but... A little guy popped up on my shoulder and said if you sell millions of records you'll have your dream job and tons of cash! Then another one popped up on the other and said... With that much cash you could have a mansion full
of dream basses!
 
I went with the demise of the Jonas Brothers but that also has to include the demise of justin beiber, miley cyrus, lady gaga, kesha etc.....

From now on, assume that the Jonas Bros option includes the aforementioned pop stars/atrocities. I was going to include them from the start but didn't know if there was a character limit for the options...