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Ron de Jeremy?!?!?!

#42
Phalex said:
I'm not planning on gulping. It may be a week or 2 before I pop the cork on a bottle. I need a bit of companionship (My best friend would have TOTALLY been into this but he died a couple of years ago. I don't have many rum connoisseur buddies anymore. :() And I think I'm gonna need some cigars. Again, Dito would have been into it, so I gotta find my second string rum and cigar buddy. This would have been easier a few weeks ago, but my stupid drummer has quit drinking.........
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I volunteer.....
 
#44
Phalex, just do a shot of it to tell us if it's any good. We can't wait a week or two. What would Ron want you to do?

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al Qaida leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.

"He just suddenly lost it," Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. "This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve."

The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as "The Hedgehog."

According to sources, nearly a dozen expert interrogators and translators were flown in to extract information from the the tight-lipped leader. After 12 hours they were about to call it a day when a security officer let the comment slip.

"The prisoner doesn't even speak English," Gibson said. "But when someone pointed out that [Mohammed] looked just like the star of 'The Sperminator' and 'Dr. Sphincter' films, the guy just started screaming and cursing like a lunatic."

Pakistani translator Ahmed Hajman worked feverishly to translate dozens of expletives from the standard Arabic into English.

"He's been unfairly compared to Ron Jeremy his whole life and he just reached his breaking point," Hajman explained. "For years he's been working to change his image and no matter what he does, he still looks just like that fat American actor with the giant shlong. He's very upset."

Gibson admits when he first saw the captured al-Qaida leader, it was the first thing that popped in his head, but he didn't say anything out of fears of acknowledging his love for pornography -- and in particular, the vast film library of Ron Jeremy.

"When you become the third ranked leader in the largest terrorism network in the world, I guess you might find the comparison insulting. Especially considering his strict Muslim faith forbids any kind of pornography."

Added Gibson, "But I don't know what the big deal is. Personally, I would be flattered."
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#45
bassrique said:
Phalex, just do a shot of it to tell us if it's any good. We can't wait a week or two. What would Ron want you to do?

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Oldie but a goodie:

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al Qaida leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.

"He just suddenly lost it," Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. "This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve."

The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as "The Hedgehog."

According to sources, nearly a dozen expert interrogators and translators were flown in to extract information from the the tight-lipped leader. After 12 hours they were about to call it a day when a security officer let the comment slip.

"The prisoner doesn't even speak English," Gibson said. "But when someone pointed out that [Mohammed] looked just like the star of 'The Sperminator' and 'Dr. Sphincter' films, the guy just started screaming and cursing like a lunatic."

Pakistani translator Ahmed Hajman worked feverishly to translate dozens of expletives from the standard Arabic into English.

"He's been unfairly compared to Ron Jeremy his whole life and he just reached his breaking point," Hajman explained. "For years he's been working to change his image and no matter what he does, he still looks just like that fat American actor with the giant shlong. He's very upset."

Gibson admits when he first saw the captured al-Qaida leader, it was the first thing that popped in his head, but he didn't say anything out of fears of acknowledging his love for pornography -- and in particular, the vast film library of Ron Jeremy.

"When you become the third ranked leader in the largest terrorism network in the world, I guess you might find the comparison insulting. Especially considering his strict Muslim faith forbids any kind of pornography."

Added Gibson, "But I don't know what the big deal is. Personally, I would be flattered."
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:D

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
 
#53
jwbassman said:
You're going to need to change your Avatar to:


ron-de-jeremy.jpg


Edit: Now more "Avatar" friendly size
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5 years (almost) with this Avatar. Not bad.
 
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