Salesmanship fail.

[Muaguana]

Just had to share this: http://cgi.ebay.com/Electric-Pro-Ba...055?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item45e872384f

This is an excellent example of ensuring that the buyer does not focus on the product, and instead wonders what the hell you did to that model before the photo shoot.

Also, it doesn't help that he's oblivious to the existence of colons (and/or syntax) in writing a product description and the main incentive he gives for buying this is, "It has more than 4 strings."

 

[Phalex]

Do not want!!!

I dunno what happened to that bass, but I get the impression that it really smells like ****!

 

[Lazylion]

LOL Whattaya know! I just found out that I'm not a bass player yet!

 

[Sunnburn]

I wonder if it's USA made? LOL???

"i know you have many bass already and you play bass for many years. but if you never play this 6 string fret less bass before, then you are not really a bass player yet.
buy one and try it. see how much more you can play then 4 string bass with fret one."

Gotta love the way chinese translate to english.

 

[klokker]

LOL Whattaya know! I just found out that I'm not a bass player yet!

I not bass player either.

 

[David Jayne]

It's written in Chinglish.

 

[PaulStone]

That's just her metal face.

 

[colcifer]

HA! I'm a bass player!

 

[chrisisnotevil]

I'd make that face if I were forced to play a six string fretless bass to advance the cause of capitalism.

 

[puddin tame]

Don't act like your bass face is any better!

 

[Muaguana]

Did anyone watch the demo video they embedded? Check it out - it's hilarious (and not just because it's a completely different bass.)

 

[mrTristan]

Hahaha i love the attachments the guy on the video added...