Senior Quotes ideas?

[JFOC]

How about some deep thoughts from jack handy?

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it."

 

[MatticusMania]

How about some deep thoughts from jack handy?

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it."

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

More from Jack Handy, courtesy of wikiquote:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.

 

[EdHunter]

Have a good time, all the time.

Born to lose, live to win.

 

[bassinplace]

From the interwebz:

"Everybody's looking at the star, but they're all shakin' their butts to the bass guitar"

"Everytime I play bass, god kills a kitten"

 

[MatticusMania]

Use this quote from a Sonic Youth song:

"All your dreams will come true. All my dreams came true, but now I have a bunch of other dreams."

Quest for the Cup

 

[Hot Rats]

My quote was "Awlays let your right hand know what your left hand is doing" It was because I was a bass player....but I got quite a ribbing for "other" meanings....so tread lightly.

 

[slobake]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
- Bilbo Baggins

Let them try and figure out that one

 

[bassinplace]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
- Bilbo Baggins

Let them try and figure out that one

Sounds like some deep seated self loathing.

 

[nutso42]

"Oh freddled grunt-buggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabble-blotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groomp I implore thee
My foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!"

 

[droo46]

"Teamwork: None of us is as dumb as all of us."

 

[ADbassman]

"Enjoy it now, cause after college it's called 'alcoholism'"

 

[VitalSigns]

"Enjoy it now, cause after college it's called 'alcoholism'"

Haha!

 

[nutdog]

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

 

[tastybasslines]

"life is like a 6 pack, drink it up"

tastybasslines, circa 1995

 

[Munjibunga]

"Just because one thing sucks doesn't mean something else doesn't." ~ Butthead

"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?" ~ Seen on a crocheted doily in Solvang, CA.

 

[Definitely]

Yes lyrics, they make no sense until you dissect them.

Rush lyrics, Neil is the best.

 

[colcifer]

Yes lyrics, they make no sense until you dissect them.

Is it time to bring back "Which Isn't A Yes Lyric?"

Actually, you weren't here for that. Look it up.

Derail over.

 

[BassyBill]

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

Ha! Nice. I was thinking of a quote from towards the end of that album:

"Ultimately, who gives a **** anyway?"

 

[machine gewehr]

My favourite quote of all times.

 

[DwaynieAD]

"by the time you read this i'll already be dead"

may be a little dark for highschool.