Smallest Bassist Competition Thread

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by Uribam, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Uribam


    Jun 4, 2009
    Ok here's how it works. There's 3 categories. Male, Female, and mixed. Mixed is only to to show that either a chick or a midget guy is the absolute smallest bassist. If you happen to be a non small person that wins as a man we're probably going to call you a midget anyway so BE PREPARED. If a midget woman wins the competition we should all shuck in like $5 and get her the biggest bass in existence for an awesome pic! We could do that for a dude too!

    Anyways I'll start. I'm close to actually being a midget sorta. 5'4" 110lbs. I'll get a pic of me playing tomorrow and edit this as proof.

    Pictures seem unnecessary unless you're of extreme smallness in which case standing next to a stack/halfstack/bass around you should probably be provided, as well as the cab/bass you're around and with or without casters for the stacks.

    I am a small dude.

  2. whoatherechunk


    Apr 4, 2008
    Well how old are you? Maybe you are still growing.
  3. Uribam


    Jun 4, 2009

    JAUQO III-X Inactive

    Jan 4, 2002
    Endorsing artist:see profile.
    Midget is not a kool word.

    Most little people(or dwarfs) really find that word very offensive.

    If you don't believe me call one that word.

    I'm just trying to look out for your safety.
  5. Diakronik


    Aug 17, 2009
    Davis, CA
    Brandon Rose.

  6. I am sub-atomic. :)