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Smallest Bassist Competition Thread

Ok here's how it works. There's 3 categories. Male, Female, and mixed. Mixed is only to to show that either a chick or a midget guy is the absolute smallest bassist. If you happen to be a non small person that wins as a man we're probably going to call you a midget anyway so BE PREPARED. If a midget woman wins the competition we should all shuck in like $5 and get her the biggest bass in existence for an awesome pic! We could do that for a dude too!

Anyways I'll start. I'm close to actually being a midget sorta. 5'4" 110lbs. I'll get a pic of me playing tomorrow and edit this as proof.

Pictures seem unnecessary unless you're of extreme smallness in which case standing next to a stack/halfstack/bass around you should probably be provided, as well as the cab/bass you're around and with or without casters for the stacks.

I am a small dude.

Scott