Stench Stampede

[MEKer]

Hilarious yesterday at a small "Starbucks" imitator coffee shop. I was approaching it and about 8-9 people came out in a rush, trying to act cool, but a few disgust-faces, curses and "J--C--!'s" told me something was up. The air following them came out the door with/behind them was, let's just say less than floral.
I backed off, wondering if the culprit (who should have been proud) smuggled himself out with the crowd so as to hide his guilt and play the "me, too" victim thing.

I had to f'in laugh though. But I also left and went to a real Starbucks.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Bunch of fartknockers.

 

[eastcoasteddie]

If it was that bad, someone must have used “Ass-in-a-bottle” or something and put the reaction on YouTube 10 minutes later...

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

 

[Bassbeater]

If it was that bad, someone must have used “Ass-in-a-bottle” or something and put the reaction on YouTube 10 minutes later...

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

-or posted about it in a bass forum

 

[MEKer]

-or posted about it in a bass forum

Wha...wha...whaddaya talking about? Hey now...

 

[shadowtippy]

I have never emptied a coffee shop. I have pissed off some people in an elevator.

 

[MEKer]

I will admit to shocking an actual bus-load of old people in a Dunkin' Donuts in the San Fernando Valley a loonnnnggg time ago by bouncing a really...I mean REALLY...loud one off those hard plastic seats. I got the stink-eye from the waitress and shocked, disapproving looks from the group of oldies as I fled the shop without knowing if it left a...uh...signature. Outside I laughed so hard at their dismay that I actually came close to puking.

I've done that twice over the years---where it was me and everybody knew it (luckily all strangers)---where it was really, really devastatingly loud--and I fled. Wow.

 

[buldog5151bass]

I had a friend in school who emptied a 100 seat lecture hall (professor included). He just sat there in his seat, smiling.