talk about a self esteem booster.

[GeneralElectric]

she is now

Your comeback is late.

 

[peterbright]

Good luck, get a job, join the real world.

 

[HollowBassman]

Good luck, get a job, join the real world.

Awesome idea! Those people on the Real World always look like they're having fun. Plus, you get the chance to win a bunch of money!

 

[casualmadness]

i could take the honesty approach and tell her that im an unemployed college student that crashes wherever i land for the night. but i dont think that will work in my favor.

It worked for this guy...

 

[KeithBMI]

i could take the honesty approach and tell her that im an unemployed college student that crashes wherever i land for the night. but i dont think that will work in my favor.

You just have to use different words. Tell her you're a drifter... Chicks dig that.

 

[peterbright]

Or a hobo

 

[Fontaine]

Or a hobo

who can make a killer pizza

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I wouldn't call this an esteem booster. An esteem booster is asking her to join you in the bathroom and then having your way with her while she's still giddy from hitting the wall. Clean up, flush the toilet, then resume partying. The esteem booster is the other chick you drag back to the sack at the end of the night.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

You just have to use different words. Tell her you're a drifter... Chicks dig that.

Or a hobo

ive got a car so im not a hobo.

who can make a killer pizza

i can make spaghetti but not pizza. I can order a killer pizza

 

[Lorenzini]

How the hell do you guys all know eachother?

 

[IconBasser]

you clearly haven't spent enough time in OT...

 

[KeithBMI]

How the hell do you guys all know eachother?

We get together on Friday nights and high-five each other.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

We get together on Friday nights and high-five each other.

if thats what you wanna call it

 

[funkalicious101]

We get together on Friday nights and high-five each other.

Over who's back?

 

[Valerus]

i was at a party and a girl walked into a wall while checking me out.

DESTROYED

 

[jonathan_matos5]

DESTROYED