The " + 1" Army

[CalboDaGo]

and you know, this thread COULD be worse than this. i COULD be out here trying to hand out lil membership numbers..picture that, the +1 Army CLUB ! we'd have mortal combat against the "THIS'ians"! and that spoiled "crappy bassists with expensive gear "crowd wouldnt stand a chance against us! lmao! i kid though, i am fully aware that all the whimsical clubs here dont actually "do" anything.

 

[MatticusMania]

I identify out-of-towners by their license plates.

 

[4dog]

Round here we do the identifying by how they talk and #of teeth.

 

[CalboDaGo]

lmao @ ziltoid..i just knew it was a matter of time before one of his posts would include a rainbow.

 

[Ziltoid]

I trap out of towners and force them to learn french... if they want to eat.

 

[CalboDaGo]

aww, youre just a newb 4dog!? *smuggly stares down tip of nose @ 4dog..dont you dare post another word 4dog, until one of the "regulars" here like matticus has had a chance to snoop through your ENTIRE profile, decide if your credentials are up to par, then promptly shut you down! lol, just kidding matticus! Dark Knight Rises is awesome btw, i have a really dark, cheap, bootleg copy of it..cant really understand bane's dialouge. anyways..i love being a bassist..im in a HOT band (circles nipple with index/plucking finger) *sizzle sound*

 

[MatticusMania]

Hey, I fought hard for my "regular" status. The big dogs here are barely starting to pay me any attention.

 

[4dog]

Its ok to look down your nose at me,i aint phased a bit.

 

[CalboDaGo]

*cheesy imitation of ziltoid's accent*..oh lala monsignor! i surrender! i surrender! wee weeeeee! im kidding of course..french-canadians dont really say that stuff...do they?

 

[Ziltoid]

I'll also give them a computer and have them +1 everything you say.

 

[bassinplace]

 

[MatticusMania]

+1 everything you say.

+1

 

[CalboDaGo]

so this thread has reached 10 pages! AND its my very attempt! *pops collar* am i a bigdogg too now? before you answer, keep in mind i play 6 string basses (jazz pups), AND i use an mxr envelope filter...AND im a lefty who plays righty! woof!

 

[Ziltoid]

+1

+1

 

[MatticusMania]

= 2

 

[Ziltoid]

= 2

Well put, +1

 

[MatticusMania]

+1

+1

Well put, +1

I do concur, +17

 

[CalboDaGo]

and not once has anyone had to chime in to give me a warning, or anything of that nature.dont you people see my vision? YOU ALL ARE PARTICIPATING IN THE THREAD THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE ALL THREADS! you should all be very proud, for it is YOU (points finger accusingly @ screen), it is YOU ALL who made this thread possible! and i will remember those of you who posted kind remarks, and those of you who "turned a new leaf" after it became evident i wouldnt break or become frustrated. and i'll remember your kindness after this thread reaches 60 pages and im offered a position here, and i will be merciful towards your threads.

 

[bassinplace]

 

[lowsideonacurve]

Sometimes there's nothing to add. It doesn't prevent me from giving my opinion in a short way.

+2 = 3