The "But" Thread

[soulgeezer]

OK, as suggested by HollowBassman, it seems a thread like this might be fun -- So, let's give it a try!

Here's the idea: Start with a statement in the form of, "Not to __________ like a __________," then insert the word "but" and go right ahead and "blank" like a "blank."

For example:

"Not to sound like a guitar player, but... If you've got six strings, shouldn't you be playing chords?"

Hollowbassman's example:

"Not to sound sexist, but women belong in the kitchen."

Now, not to sound like a cheerleader, but why not jump in and give it a shot? Just keep it clean and fun!

 

[louieeadg]

Not to sound like a d*ck but...the library business is slow isn't it?

 

[soulgeezer]

Not to sound like a d*ck but...the library business is slow isn't it?

Not to sound like a wise guy, but I don't see *you* working real hard today, either!

 

[louieeadg]

Not to sound like a wise guy, but I don't see *you* working real hard today, either!

Not to be redundant but don't you have something to scan or maybe some books to put away?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Not to sound like an old man, but won't you get the hell off my lawn.

 

[louieeadg]

Not to sound like an old man, but won't you get the hell off my lawn.

Not to sound like a young punk but F*** OFF!!!!!

 

[Fontaine]

not to sound like a dufus but can u get chicken flavored soap?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

not to sound like EARL but can u get chicken flavored soap?

Fixed it for ya buddy.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Not to sound like a young punk but F*** OFF!!!!!

Not to sound unappreciative, but thank you.

 

[louieeadg]

Not to sound unappreciative, but thank you.

Not to sound all sappy and ****, but, you're welcome.

 

[HollowBassman]

Not to sound amused, but I'm enjoying this thread.

 

[Fontaine]

Fixed it for ya buddy.

thanks maki, i was confused there for a sec.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

Not to be a wet blanket but, isn't this thread just indicative of the depths to which OT has sunk?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

thanks maki, i was confused there for a sec.

 

[HollowBassman]

Not to be a wet blanket but, isn't this thread just indicative of the depths to which OT has sunk?

Not to sound disappointed, but I expected more out of you, as far as humor goes.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Not to tell you I have a pocketful of go to hell, but shut the hell up too.

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

Not to sound disappointed, but I expected more out of you, as far as humor goes.

Not to sound like Ted Kennedy driving near Lake Chapaquitic, but I'm going to need some time to respond to that.

 

[funkybassplayer]

Not to tell you I have a pocketful of go to hell, but shut the hell up too.

this one made me laugh

 

[HollowBassman]

No offense, but your girlfriend is pretty ugly.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

No offense, but your girlfriend is pretty ugly.

Not to disagree with you, but my wife is pretty hot though.