I bought my wife an Ibanez SR700.
That bass is so fast, you have to tune it down by three whole steps just to play in key.
That bass is so fast, it was already pregnant when it arrived.
That bass is so fast, it was like Russia.
In Russia, you don't play bass.
Bass play YOU.
That's all I've got, but seriously, that thing is amazing. She was playing a Washburn version of the P-Bass, and that bass seriously sucked. When she started playing the Ibanez, she said it made her hands cramp up, and I suggested she play it for awhile, to see if maybe she's just playing it WRONG.
It was a good suggestion.
Nice bass!