The Haiku Thread

[Michael Jewels]

A rocket haiku.

The orbit was tight.
A pox on the apogee.
It needs some more space.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Your boat sank today.
Standard maintenance ignored.
Sea, I told you so.

 

[Volker Kirstein]

Haiku. Gesundheit.
Algorithmic randomness
*cough* I like ice cream

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm still here on earth

Never figured out why tho

I just want to fly

 

[Tom Bomb]

In my camp

wintering, I have

a poetess

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[Jim Nazium]

Classic rock covers
Must I hear these songs again?
Please, not "Brown Eyed Girl"

 

[Tom Bomb]

Soft rock pop-tarts

sometimes they are out

… to get you
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[Tom Bomb]

Born on a Leap Day -

for the surefooted cat

there is no concern

​

 

[Funky Ghost]

Cheerios Beckon
I'm lactose intolerant
Farting soon for me

 

[Michael Jewels]

Cheerios for kids.
Or could I be mistaken?
Don’t play trix on me!

 

[Hot Rats]

TB for sale ad

8 days and has still not shipped

Missing old TB

 

[Tom Bomb]

Ice

on the surface

of what?​

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[Funky Ghost]

Thinking therefore here
Existing separately
Alone with many

 

[Flamingo21]

lately, considered
opening a haiku thread
now I don't have to

 

[Flamingo21]

band practice today
on the break we had pizza
but there was no beer

 

[Hot Rats]

But there was no beer
I exhale and rub my eyes
You got any weed?

 

[Flamingo21]

Ice

on the surface

of what?​

herewith submitting
an answer to your question
the Arctic Ocean

 

[5StringBlues]

Y'all reminded me

My weed is in my bedroom

Be back in a sec

 

[Flamingo21]

But there was no beer
I exhale and rub my eyes
You got any weed?

unfortunately
a rented rehearsal space
weed is not allowed

 

[Flamingo21]

Y'all reminded me

My weed is in my bedroom

Be back in a sec

then why are you not
TalkBassing in your bedroom
that would be simpler