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Just wait for the ransom note...Two garden gnomes belonging to my wife have, apparently, wandered off. They were on the front porch keeping watch over her flock of pink flamingos and have turned up missing. I hesitate to accuse anyone of stealing them, so they must have taken a long lunch break, or an extended vacation.
I hope the ramson is not over $3.18 and two cancelled postage stamps.Just wait for the ransom note...![]()
Could well beI hope the ramson is not over $3.18 and two cancelled postage stamps.

I just ate one of those last week.....