The Random Thought Megathread

[Jay2U]

Laziness is the necessary step to smartness.

 

[shadowtippy]

Laziness is the necessary step to smartness.

I must be a genius.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Hyper stoked for October. Another colonoscopy, I've been DYIN' for another one.

 

[Pbassmanca]

If all you ever order is California rolls and shrimp tempura rolls, you're not allowed to say you like sushi.

Sushi is my kryptonite. Sushi, sashimi, maki.......I was addicted for a while. It got out of hand.

 

[toowrongfoo]

I am LORD garth, master of the universe.

 

[Gorn]

Sushi is my kryptonite. Sushi, sashimi, maki.......I was addicted for a while. It got out of hand.

I got three rolls for lunch today and all I wanted was six more. And a whole bunch of sashimi.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I don't like Sushi.....Smells of fish....

 

[Fat Freddy]

A one and two and three and.....

 

[IamGroot]

When computer scientists count off...

A 1 and a 10 and a 11.....

 

[Plake]

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[IamGroot]

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99% law, 1% common sense.

 

[FilterFunk]

A one and two and three and.....

"Can I count it off?" ("Count it off!")

"ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"

"Git up-a!" ("Git own up!")

 

[D M C]

"Can I count it off?" ("Count it off!")

"ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"

"Git up-a!" ("Git own up!")

Stay own the scene!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

"Can I count it off?" ("Count it off!")

"ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"

"Git up-a!" ("Git own up!")

Give it to me four times, ya!

 

[D M C]

 

[FilterFunk]

I think it's time for a YouTube James Brown binge...

 

[shadowtippy]

If a person only has one eye, do they wink or blink?

 

[saltydude]

I strongly doubt the technology will advance in my lifetime that allows for take out or delivered French fries to be enjoyed in their crispy fresh state opposed to the soggy un appealing pile of mush in the box.

 

[IamGroot]

I feel nice...

 

[Fat Freddy]

I feel damp and squishy....