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The Random Thought Megathread

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I'm out sick for a day and seven things didn't get done. Seven. Seven things that aren't my responsibility but I do them anyway. I'm not here for a day and what, you're wanting for me to come in and do them? How about **** all of you. From now on I do my job and not a single thing more. See how productive we are as a department.
 
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Even the world's most brutal dictators get constipated and can't take a deuce. Ha ha ha! Even now, one of them could be just sitting there alone, stewing and muttering about the fact that they in all of their unlimited power over man, are stuck on a gilded toilet, a suffering prisoner at the mercy of their own disobedient and unwilling bowels. Hilarious......
 
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Even the world's most brutal dictators get constipated and can't take a deuce. Ha ha ha! Even now, one of them could be just sitting there alone, stewing and muttering about the fact that they in all of their unlimited power over man, are stuck on a gilded toilet, a suffering prisoner at the mercy of their own disobedient and unwilling bowels. Hilarious......
You are full of crap.
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