Besmirched underpants? (Another band name up for grabs.)
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August 17, 2019 • 10254 posts • 165610 views
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Why on earth would you think that I was talking about Paula Abdul???.... Try Paula Wilcox.....Or Toyah for that matter.....Or even Desmond.... They all, at least, have the surname Wilcox.......
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But previously, Fat Freddy said:
Alphabetically, Paula Abdul comes first, so obviously that is the one he intended otherwise he would have been more specific.
Reputation resmirched.
Well....If you don't know that Paula Aardvark comes first, then I feel that any further discussion would be pointless....
Wanders off.....
Now why would I put salt in my tea, silly?
Is there ever a point to these conversations?Well....If you don't know that Paula Aardvark comes first, then I feel that any further discussion would be pointless....
Wanders off.....
To give it that "Seaside" flavor....obviously......Now why would I put salt in my tea, silly?
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Besmirched underpants?
Like the ones you throw in the trash in the bathroom of the gas station that was 10 miles too far?
Like the ones you throw in the trash in the bathroom of the gas station that was 10 miles too far?
In West Texas, there is a 120 mile distance between bathrooms on I-10 going from Fort Stockton to Van Horn. The next town, Sierra Blanca is only 30 miles farther, but there are only two public bathrooms in the town, each with a long line of folks who felt the call while stopping to see their loved ones in prison. You dont drive to the prison. You drive to receiving area and get on a bus that takes you to the prison. Sierra Blanca is a place you dont want to stop at unless you are a cactus spotter (take the first exit west of the prison going south) . If you need a bathroom stop quick, take up cactus spotting.
Termite walks into a bar.
" Is the bar tender here?"
" Is the bar tender here?"
How do you know the details of prison visitation? Reports from your visitors?
While we're doing "____ walks into a bar jokes: ...
A duck waddles into a bar, hops up on a bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "No, we don't serve crackers here", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck again waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "No, like I told you yesterday, we don't serve crackers", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck AGAIN waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "Look, buddy, if you come in here one more time asking for crackers I'm gonna nail your damn beak to the bar", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck AGAIN waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any NAILS?"
The bartender replies, "No".
The duck then asks, "Got any crackers?"
A duck waddles into a bar, hops up on a bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "No, we don't serve crackers here", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck again waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "No, like I told you yesterday, we don't serve crackers", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck AGAIN waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any crackers?"
The bartender replies, "Look, buddy, if you come in here one more time asking for crackers I'm gonna nail your damn beak to the bar", so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck AGAIN waddles into the bar, hops up on the bar stool, and asks the bartender, "Got any NAILS?"
The bartender replies, "No".
The duck then asks, "Got any crackers?"
Why didn't the duck bring a lawyer to serve a lawsuit for discrimination?
Probably the same duck that went into a drug store and asked for Chapstick. When the pharmacist asked if he was paying by cash or credit card, the duck said "put it on my bill".Because while he loves crackers he HATES torts.
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