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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Every person I know that's gotten the flu shot has been very ill at some point this season. I've never got one and can count the times I've had the sniffles in my life on one hand.
^ Fell out of a Big Mack.
v Picked ^ up off the floor, wiped it down then swallowed it whole.
v Picked ^ up off the floor, wiped it down then swallowed it whole.
Scene:
43 degree temp outside.
Woman in mid 30's comes in from taking kids to school.
As she walks by her father she exclaims, "BRRRRRR! My nipple piercings are FREEZING!
Old man laughs and posts about it on Talkbass.
End scene.
43 degree temp outside.
Woman in mid 30's comes in from taking kids to school.
As she walks by her father she exclaims, "BRRRRRR! My nipple piercings are FREEZING!
Old man laughs and posts about it on Talkbass.
End scene.
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I should have gone with my original career choice - a professional two-handed nipple piercing warmer. (*) (*)
Long ago I thought of an idea for a new breakfast cereal. CRISPBIG!
Reckon it would have a
Big big bite like honeycomb.
Reckon it would have a
Big big bite like honeycomb.
"Senator, I served with Spidey2112, I knew Spidey2112, Spidey2112 was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Spidey2112.
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