The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

Mmm .. I could use me a big slice of paw pie right about now!

With, or without?.....

 

[mrjim123]

With, or without?.....

Depeche à la Mode.

 

[notJaco]

'Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water'
Now, why would one build a well on top of a hill?
Wouldn't it be closer to the water table if it was on the bottom of a hill? Just sayin'.

 

[Fat Freddy]

'Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water'

Jill came down with half a crown, but it wasn't for fetching water....

Or....

Dunno what they did up there but now they've got a daughter.......

Schoolyard humor....love it....

 

[bass-icly me]

NEED one badly here, ymmv
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Put it in a hair tie and donate in two years. Hair grows 1/2" a month. Cut what's in front that bothers you and you can easily clip while lookin in the mirror.

18" every 3-ish years

 

[mrjim123]

Dunno what they did up there but now they've got a daughter.......

Schoolyard humor....love it....

Correct! The second line was originally written as: "To (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) fetch a pail of water", but the poet realized that that destroyed the line's meter so he shortened it.

 

[notJaco]

Oh, I see.
I'm goin' out to the bar tonight to 'fetch a pail of water'. Now it makes more sense.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Put it in a hair tie and donate in two years. Hair grows 1/2" a month. Cut what's in front that bothers you and you can easily clip while lookin in the mirror.

18" every 3-ish years
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Thanks to your recommendation, two youngsters now share my crowning glory. Thanks so much!

 

[bass-icly me]

Thanks to your recommendation, two youngsters now share my crowning glory. Thanks so much!

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You are most sincerely welcome.

 

[Son of Wobble]

You are most sincerely welcome.

Nothing is as greatly appreciated in this thread as sincerity!

 

[HG1180]

Two French loaves. Country butter. A Volkswagen. I'm young and my future is ahead of me,.

Nice signature mate!

 

[Son of Wobble]

Nice signature mate!

I wouldn't hang on a reply, as ZenG has been MIA for two years, and is presumed dead. For real.

 

[HG1180]

I wouldn't hang on a reply, as ZenG has been MIA for two years, and is presumed dead. For real.

Oh...oh damn.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Oh...oh damn.

No amount of teasing, trolling or beseeching got a response.

Does anybody know where ZenG went?

 

[Son of Wobble]

serving suggestion

 

[Winslow]

'Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water'

Jill came down with half a crown, but it wasn't for fetching water....

Or....

Dunno what they did up there but now they've got a daughter.......

Schoolyard humor....love it....

Hey, if it's good enough for the Gap Band...

 

[Fat Freddy]

Nothing is as greatly appreciated in this thread as sincerity!

And so rarely seen....

 

[Son of Wobble]

And so rarely seen....

I hear you. No more irony!

 

[Fat Freddy]

No more irony!

Profound apologies......
Didn't think that you were capable of irony.....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Profound apologies......
Didn't think that you were capable of irony.....

Sorry for the auto-correct confusion; I meant no more ironing.
Why bother when I'm not going into the office?