The Random Thought Megathread

[notJaco]

guys I decided to have my easter 2021 drinks today. Mazel.

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Are you planning on drinking them in the flower bed?...a la Depp style?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Are you planning on drinking them in the flower bed?...ala Depp style?

Johnny is a damn 1%er.
His wine bill is $30,000 a month!

Meanwhile, we of the 99% have to make do with Park N Shop Brand Vodka.

So yes, I reserve the right to sleep in a bush!

 

[notJaco]

Johnny is a damn 1%er.
His wine bill is $30,000 a month!

Meanwhile, we of the 99% have to make do with Park N Shop Brand Vodka.

So yes, I reserve the right to sleep in a bush!

Safer that way. You can't fall down and hurt yourself.

 

[notJaco]

And....when you gotta pee, just roll over so you get it all over yourself . Now, where was that post about chicks liking body odor...?

 

[Son of Wobble]

And....when you gotta pee, just roll over so you get it all over yourself . Now, where was that post about chicks liking body odor...?

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[notJaco]

I see the potential...your own line.
'Evening in a Stupor'

 

[notJaco]

OR
just simply
'Wobble'

 

[5StringBlues]

OR
just simply
'Wobble'
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mrjim

 

[Son of Wobble]

OR
just simply
'Wobble'
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I QUIT DRINKING AT MIDNIGHT.
GOT A HAIRCUT AND SENSIBLE GLASSES
gotta stop being a walking, shambolic disaster. That was fine when I was a gentile, but as you may recall, I recently upgraded.
With upgrade comes responsibility.

 

[notJaco]

I QUIT DRINKING AT MIDNIGHT.
GOT A HAIRCUT AND SENSIBLE GLASSES
gotta stop being a walking, shambolic disaster. That was fine when I was a gentile, but as you may recall, I recently upgraded.
With upgrade comes responsibility.

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No need to get snippy. You've turned into quite the piano player, too.

 

[5StringBlues]

Mrs. Rittenhouse: You are one of the musicians? But you were not due until tomorrow.
Signor Emanuel Ravelli : Couldn't come tomorrow. That's too quick.
Captain Spaulding: Say, you're lucky they didn't come yesterday.
Ravelli: We were busy yesterday, but we charge just the same.
Spaulding: This is better than exploring. What do you fellows get an hour?
Ravelli: Ah, for playing we getta ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now... for rehearsing, we make a special rate, that'sa fifteen dollars an hour.
Spaulding: That's for rehearsing.
Ravelli: That'sa for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it.You see if we don't rehearse we don't play. And if we don't play, that runs into money. . . . Well, let's see how we stand. . . . Yesterday we didn't come. You remember yesterday we didn't come.
Spaulding: Oh, I remember.
Ravelli: That's three hundred dollars.
Spaulding: Yesterday you didn't come, that's three hundred dollars.
Ravelli: Yes, three hundred dollars.
Spaulding: Well, that's reasonable. I can see that, alright.
Ravelli: Now today we did come, that's -
Spaulding: That's a hundred you owe us.
Ravelli: Hey, I bet I'm gonna lose on the deal.

 

[Son of Wobble]

on her broom-broom in the sky
she watched her plan materialize
she waved her wand
the magical ship was gone

 

[notJaco]

I love this

 

[5StringBlues]

I love this

The convertible hat at 2:49, nice.

 

[5StringBlues]

Remember gentlemen, you'll be fighting for this woman's honor, which is a lot more than she ever did.

 

[PillO]

OR
just simply
'Wobble'
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I hate it when I don't have enough momentum to get over a speed hump.

 

[PillO]

I love this

Goofy - cow or dog?

Obviously cow.

 

[notJaco]

Goofy - cow or dog?

Obviously cow.

Come on...Cows can't drive

 

[PillO]

Come on...Cows can't drive

Dogs can't talk.