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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Just got my shipping number for my own TB merch.... I went with the Random Thought Megathread lobster bib.
Gonna wear it on a gig, if gigging is ever a thing again. Otherwise, I've decided to become rich as an IT guy. Right after I quit drinking. Maybe after my birthday in Sept. Or maybe a fresh calendar year?
I have an ocd thing for round numbers, so I call 2022 as the year I sober up and rejoin the human and rat race
September is an odd number month. How about the birthday in October? It's got 8 or 10 Fridays in it, too so, lots of joy there.
September is an odd number month. How about the birthday in October? It's got 8 or 10 Fridays in it, too so, lots of joy there.
I like your line of thinking, and as I'm looking for a job, makes sense to modify by subtracting a coupla few decades from my age.
Lots of young wommen I see when I'm at the cannabis shop have been dying their hair platinum or grey... Perhaps rather than a grecian formula, I should instead claim to be a 27 year old with crazy color. Is that idea crazy?
I think I can pull it off, and it doesn't sound like a half-bad Adam Sandler vehicle, either.
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September is an odd number month. How about the birthday in October? It's got 8 or 10 Fridays in it, too so, lots of joy there.
Best thing about your modified plan, I don't see you indicating a cessation of alcohol consumption. That's a win before I've even started.
1. I think that due to current circumstances, a lobster face mask would be more appropriate. Something like this:
2. I'm not sure that there is a lot of money being an "IT guy". Be it Idiopathic Thrombocytopenia or any other disease, I just don't see where there is a lot of money in having or pretending to have a disease.
3. Sobriety is over-rated.
4. Don't be a quitter.
5. Not wearing said mask is against the claw.
A man's two greatest internal enemies are certainly his liver, and his heart.
Yeah, oops, I always forget that I am NOT my brain. Thankfully!
I do an admirable job kicking the crap out of my lungs, too. Gotta go for the trifecta when it is within reach.
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