"The wireless unit, using internal sensors, will translate your wrist and hand movements into onscreen actions."
AAAARRRGH. What is Nintendo doing, just seeing how many different ways they can fail to make a system fun to play?
Virtual Boy? Should not be used by children under the age of 7 or for more than 15 minutes at a time. Also only has 4 colors. Hope you like BRIGHT FREAKIN' RED.
Game Boy Advance? No backlit screen! Oh, 2 months later, here's one with a backlit screen, and a big BLEEP YOU to anyone who already bought a GBA from us! Now you get to pay us again, or play games on a horrible machine!
Gamecube? No CD or DVD playing capability, tiny controller. The best titles were repeats of earlier games, slightly improved.
DS? Lots of cool features and games, but the focal point of the device is a horrible gimmick.
And now, the Revolution.
No new titles. Oh, good. Mario and Zelda. AGAIN.
An absolutely HORRIBLE controller. Hey Nintendo, you may remember the last time you tried this idea of a controller you could move through space to do stuff. It was called the Powerglove, and no one used it. EVER.
Now you can repurchase titles you already own for just a few dollars from the Internet! Because we already know Nintnedo isn't going to be making anything new and original, you'll want to have SOMETHING to play on it.
I swear, I used to really like Nintendo, and I tried to like the GC and DS. I really did. But I can't keep liking the company when they keep releasing lame systems built on gimmicks.
Then again, maybe I should be thankful. Nintendo saves me a lot of money by releasing stuff I hate, so I feel no desire to buy it.