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The truth about your tone and what affects it.

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Hey DrSmaggs,

"BarFunk" nurtures the best tone? You are probably right on the $!!

An atmosphere clogged with spilled beer, nicotine (not in Colorado), perspiration, cheap perfume, Lysol, angst and a hint of urine really work well to bring out The Tone of many bassists. This environment does wonders for your carpet-covered cabs, too!!

Very funny thread, Kirk
 
This is very well described application of Longwood's Theory of Long Wood wherein essentially all of a male's skills and abilities increase in potency in direct proportion to the size of their boner in close proximity to someone they fine attractive.

This is true. However, it becomes inconsistent when the boner exceeds 50 Wangs (the metric unit for erection power, as defined by Richard Longwood). After this, skill actually starts being decreased. There were actually multiple studies done on this and they all concluded this same thing (most famously by D. Ickman).
 
I think that's only the best air for Death Metal.

OK, Kwesi ... I think this all explains a lot re: the 1/4" layer of cat hair on that pedalboard you sold me.

;)

Does that make 100% saline solution H2O the best for Crabcore? I bet it works just as well for Death Metal. Of course you'll be taking it to the next level with all those peeps listening to the underwater set! WOOOOO \m/
 
I don't really get why are all of you making jokes about the research done by this man , It is indeed true , since sound is the vibration transfered around via air ....If you're in a vaccum you won't hear anything , so it is indeed true that different substances in the air change the tone , but it changes the tone at the amp rather than at the bass itself.

so when the air is more dense , your amp would have to make a different sound , since pressures change the behaviour of the speaker so probably a bassier tone with more low mids

and with "lighter" air your tone might sound thinner with higher mids/treble