They have earned it. Most of them have years on this forum and thousands upon thousands of posts in answering questions like yours. Hard-won and expensive experience in many cases. And rarely will two of them exactly agree on anything.
The Korg Pandora Mini is absolutely adorable. It looks like the perfect travel practice tool. It will fit into your guitar case or coat pocket, runs on batteries, gobs of functions to fiddle with. And the price is highly affordable.
The Vox Stomplab IIB looks to be more usable with the food treadle, leading to possible less leaning down to change settings.
Given the price of all three, you guy buy them all from Guitar Center, try them in parallel, and return the losers.
The Korg Pandora Mini is absolutely adorable. It looks like the perfect travel practice tool. It will fit into your guitar case or coat pocket, runs on batteries, gobs of functions to fiddle with. And the price is highly affordable.
The Vox Stomplab IIB looks to be more usable with the food treadle, leading to possible less leaning down to change settings.
Given the price of all three, you guy buy them all from Guitar Center, try them in parallel, and return the losers.

one of my buddies has the guitar version and you could get almost any effect and it made the crappy $80 combo amp sound epic. It even has an expression pedal for wah/volume/whammy.