lol... Nice one FF. Guess everyone will now be drilling holes in their non-Fender instruments thanks to you.
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There is a hole in Bass!
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lol... Nice one FF. Guess everyone will now be drilling holes in their non-Fender instruments thanks to you.
Wait what?Hey, it's all about learning. If you asked me about Santy Claus some years ago, I'd have swore he existed!
Ahh, but can they find the sweet (or non-sweet) spot-to-be-removed without Fendar's proprietary electro-mechanical spectogram knuckle-headed tapping device?
Sorry to tip this holey cow.
This just in...
The ff-holes were too expensive, so Fendur opted for smaller round ones as a DIY starter package...
No, just more examples of Fender bodies from various years and product lines that show there is no real consistency in the hole's existence and more people's theories and guesses as to why.
There is nothing definitive AFAIK other than the letter directly from Fender posted earlier.
My 2004 American Deluxe P-bass has the hole under the pickguard as does my 2011 Mark Hoppus' body.
Also, I'd like to say that the Mark Hoppus body I mentioned with the stock neck had an awful deadspot in the usual place.
It didn't go away until I swapped the neck for a maple American neck. It's now far more resonant and is void of noticeable deadspots.
It didn't go away until I swapped the neck for a maple American neck. It's now far more resonant and is void of noticeable deadspots.
Expensive Fender selects, also with the "cnc"-hole, and also another hole like it in the neck cavity!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/American-SELECT-Fender-Flame-Maple-Top-P-Bass-BODY-HARDWARE-USA-Precision-/190914203768?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c735f9078
Anyone with contacts at Fender who can call them?
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It is odd and totally unnecessary in a modern manufacturing plant.
Frankly IMHO it's inexcusable.
Davo
Frankly IMHO it's inexcusable.
Davo
What if it IS a way for some dirty Fender Mexico employees to smuggle stuff into the US? Small hole yes, but in thousands of instruments!
That's it, I'm selling my Fender because of that oh-so-annoying hole! 
How many plants does Fender have? On how many different continents? In how many different countries? It's highly unlikely that every and each one of them use the same manufacturing techniques, the same machine models, etc. It's a good enough explanation to me!
By the way, wood pieces are not bolted onto CNC tables, they are located with precision machined pins and held in place by a vacuum pump.
Some theories about the "mystery holes" are so ridiculously off the map. My favorite ones are how it's supposed to affect the tone or the balance of the instrument.
How many plants does Fender have? On how many different continents? In how many different countries? It's highly unlikely that every and each one of them use the same manufacturing techniques, the same machine models, etc. It's a good enough explanation to me!
By the way, wood pieces are not bolted onto CNC tables, they are located with precision machined pins and held in place by a vacuum pump.
Some theories about the "mystery holes" are so ridiculously off the map. My favorite ones are how it's supposed to affect the tone or the balance of the instrument.
I sent an email to Fender about this and this is what I just got back:
Dear FF,
Thank you for your enquiry. The holes in the bodies of Fender instruments address an issue that until now Fender could not confirm nor deny that of so-called inconsistencies, or "dead spots", on the neck of certain Fender instruments. Most notably: the slightly muted or fast-decaying C# on the G string of Fender's bass instruments.
The exact resonant frequency of each body is now determined via a new proprietary method exclusive to Fender. This process involves an electro-mechanical spectogram, with a testing head that simulates the human knuckle. The body is tapped by the knuckle-like testing head and measured to determine where the inconsistency is, once found it is then cut out, this subsequently balances out the inconsistency in the neck.
In less technical terms, to come to the point, any inconsistency is eliminated and the notes ring true from every fret position.
Now that testing is complete on certain models from the Made-In-Mexico line, the Fender Tempering Divot® will be implemented throughout the rest of Fender's production lines in Mexico, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and of course right here in the USA.
Thank you for your enquiry, hope this helps.
Best regards,
Miss Innphoarmashun
Artist Relations Advisor
Product Support
Fendar Muscial Instrumints Carporation
19760 S. Perlnutter Dive, Suite 001

Scattsdale, AZ 85205
USA
Phony: 480.596.4110

Flux: 480.596.1234
Emale: [email protected]
Emale?
Scattsdale?
You almost had me.
Well, the topic has been covered in several threads with no clear consensus, still. So, after flogging a dead horse what else is there to do?
PLAY!
(in all its manifestations)
I heard through the dealer gravebind that Miss Innphoarmashun is HawT!
Originally I read it as "Miss In-For-Mashin'". Thought she was down to do it.
