Want to sound like explosive diarrhea...?

Jack in the Box put out an FX Pedal?

 

When I had my boss phaser, if I set the rate to max it sounded like Diarrhea Explosivo....

 

it's unrelated to this pedal, but why is it that non-musicians (and some musicians too) always want to hear fretless bass imitate a fart noise? you know... pan to the back pickup, pluck at the bridge and go from there. i can't tell you how many times i've had people ask me to do that when i've been playing fretless. -=sigh=-

 

The reason's name was Jaco.

 

Next time they ask for the fart noise, pan to the neck pickup, dime the bass on your bass/amp/etc, pluck with your thumb and teach 'em about the brown note (don't forget your bu...ear plugs)

 

It sounds interesting enough to try... but the fact that no major retail store carries them puts me off quite a bit. I'll probably end up never trying one unless someone else has one that I can try.

 

just fart

 

I considered deleting this post. It's pretty borderline in terms of both tone and appropriateness. I'm closing and will recondsider at a later hour. This is not HC.