What is your current ringtone?

[macaroni tony]

general - "Big Takeover" Bad Brains

wife - "Cholly" Fishbone

It's a joke; my wife is very slim but the song is about fat girls

 

[The Owl]

I have a bunch:

1) My girlfriend's ringtone is a classical piano piece "Rustle of Spring"
2) Main ringtone is "Milestones" by Miles Davis
3) One of my best buddy's, his ringtone is an angry grizzly bear roaring
4) Text message is the opening trumpets from the 60's Batman theme
5) Picture message is the deathtrap music from a Joker episode of 60's Batman
6) Voice-mail alert is the Batman theme (actual recording, not a midi file)

 

[MJ5150]

Seinfeld for all voice callers. The sound of a drip for all texts.

-Mike

 

[MatticusMania]

"Little Boxes" the Weeds theme song, performed by Jenny Lewis and Jonathon Rice, is my general ringtone.

Jack White's "Love Interruption' alerts me to my exes calls.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I don't have a ringtone or vibrate. It's on silent.

 

[fisticuffs]

Seinfeld theme.

 

[Tegzsa]

The beeps and whistles and computer chatter from when the Nostromo picks up the alien transmission.

 

[DwaynieAD]

vibrate. although if it happens to be on i think it's everyone bleeds now by hatebreed

 

[Definitely]

On my Droid I had the Leper Messiah chorus "Bow to Leper Messiah!" for texts and the Geico boss ringtone for calls.

EDIT: a friend once had the Monty Python one: "Excuse me sir, someone is trying to contact you telephonically. Shall I tell him to f*** off?"....that one got a lot of stares in public....

 

[mpdd]

the theme from thunderball

 

[skwee]

Depends on the person (wife=Doctor Who theme, most everyone else gets Blondie's Call Me, my folks get the Empire March, and my cousin gets the yodel from The Price is Right).

 

[Thrust Meatnozl]

Can I Play With Madness. Wife has the end part of Overlord by BLS.

 

[CauliColin]

Texts: the pre-solo riff to "Iron Man"
Calls: the Run To The Hills intro.

 

[Waffles and Scotch]

Mine is a duck.

My previous voicemail message was straight win. It was the guy from Full Metal Jacket saying "What's your name, fat body??!!"

 

[droo46]

Ever since I discovered I could wake up in the morning to the vibration I haven't bothered taking it off that setting. So I guess my ringtone is phone fart.

 

[Pilgrim]

My ringtone is, and will remain, the fight song of Washington State University.

Among other things, it was sung by both John Candy and the Chinese Communist Army in the movie "Volunteers".

GO, COUGS!!!

 

[Joe Gress]

Milk Lizard - Dillinger Escape Plan

 

[Kwesi]

So I like to theme my ringtones. Currently my ringtone is "Caught Red Handed" from the Mighty Switch Force OST and my text tone is short chord snips from another song on the soundtrack. Been on this for like a year so I think it's time for something new...

 

[JehuJava]

Old dial up modem sound.

I was making copies one day and my phone rang. I was new to this copier and thought, "damn, this thing faxes too?"

 

[jugglingfreak]

Bosun's Whistle (or Boatswain if you wanna be picky)

http://www.startrekanimated.com/tas_sounds/tas_sound_boatswain_whistle.wav