whats your fav saying or quote?

[nutso42]

"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday"

- Rebecca Black

 

[Richland123]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

 

[pflash4001]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

The Great One.... This was Wayne Gtretzky, IIRC...

 

[fjadams]

I wasn't always the fine upstanding citizen you see before you today.

A lot of people like my presence better, when it isn't present.

 

[Unprofessional]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[nutso42]

"I'm not crying; I've just been cutting onions; I'm making a lasagna; For one."

- Flight of the Conchords, 'Not Crying'

 

[jaywa]

When my grandpa would see something unusual he'd turn to me and say,

"Now THERE's something you don't see every day."

Always kinda liked it and use it whenever I can.

"You can't fix stupid" is another one I like.

 

[Timmah]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by.- Douglas Adams

I think the surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us- Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life- Bill Watterson

 

[IPA]

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
-Robert Heinlein

That is my favorite as well.

 

[Thick McRunfast]

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. Kurt Vonnegut

 

[Thick McRunfast]

Stoopid Android!!!!

 

[tastybasslines]

“Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.” Bob Marley

 

[machine gewehr]

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

Been living by this for a long time, no disappointments for me.


Regarding booze and good stories:

No good story starts with "That one day I had (too much) salad".

 

[MatticusMania]

"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds." - Bob Marley

 

[Richland123]

That's drier than a popcorn fart!

 

[Fretless1!]

"Oh, well" ~Peter Green

 

[colcifer]

It's not my favorite but freshman year of high school I composed a witticism I still get a kick out of, "Elitism is beneath me." Everybody's looking for a reason to write off everyone else, or so it seemed at the time.

 

[Simo98]

"If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle"
Heard that from my little league coach whenever someone would say "If the ump hadn't blown that call we would have won the game", etc. Counterfactuals. If things were different, they'd be different.

Haha, I remember someone telling me, on the topic of a football game, "If we'd kicked more goals in the second quarter we'd have had this game". If you kicked more goals anytime you'd have won, that's how you define who wins and who doesn't!

 

[alembicguy]

Don't let your tongue get your teeth knocked out.

Now pick up your teeth and apologize.

 

[Mike M.]

My fav is from my dad:

"It's better to have a plan and fail than having no plan at all."

That advice has saved me a lot. Love ya, dad!