One of these days you too will stray. You will see some hot exotic little number hanging out in a store. Maybe it's the graphite of her neck, maybe it's the flame in her grain. Her perfect pickups with the little pole pieces showing through....(whatever your personal fetish is) The temptation will be too much, you will take her down, gently finger her. Then in your excitement, you will madly search for a cable and plug her in and cause her to moan and sing and grunt while you slap her wildly in your passionate fury.
Then you will take one look at the price tag and hang that thing up and walk out the store slightly ashamed of your unfaithfulness and sad knowing things will never be the same again at home.
Then you will take one look at the price tag and hang that thing up and walk out the store slightly ashamed of your unfaithfulness and sad knowing things will never be the same again at home.
( I live in a house with musicians, and my room is very well insulated so I could play at lower levels without disturbing anyone.