Why are you here?

[slobake]

Are we all here because we are not all there?
I can think of at least on person who is here for #beer.
I'm here because I like reading posts by funny and intelligent people. Where else can I talk to teachers, students, professors, office workers, professional musicians and plumbers who like to quote Shakespear.
Okay I made that last one up but I am sure there are some here and I look forward to talking with them. There are so many other types of people too numerous to mention.
So why do you come here?

 

[mellowinman]

Just to tell you you're wrong.

 

[slobake]

Just to tell you you're wrong.

And you are doing great at that. Proud of you son

 

[GregC]

I'm charming and dashing, I'm rental car-bashing
I'm phony-paper-passing at Nick's Check Cashing
I went before the judge, he sent me to the Brooklyn House of D.
He said "You behave son or we'll throw away the key!"

 

[bassinplace]

Because I must have slack!

 

[Zooberwerx]

I'm home on post-surgical medical leave, daytime TV bites the big one, and I'm bored to death. On a brighter note, I did a load of laundry and straightened out / upgraded my retirement account.

Riis

 

[Tomkat8]

I come here to witness the day all bassists admit that it's okay to mix cabs

 

[hdracer]

I'm on the phone with a long winded person.

 

[bass geetarist]

I'm an office drone that spends all day thinking about going home and making music. Coming here helps pass that horrible in between time when i can't have an instrument in my hands

 

[GregC]

I come here to witness the day all bassists admit that it's okay to mix cabs

Funny, I'd like to witness the day when all bassists admit that no one ever actually said mixing cabs was "bad" or "wrong" or would "make the world end."

 

[chicago_mike]

I am here to figure these three things out:

Why didn't Steve Ballmer quit sooner...

Why is Afleck the new Batman....

What the heck is a Trans-Traitor? Is that like a transformer?

 

[tastybasslines]

I come here to post pictures of my cute cat in his favorite box of the week.

 

[MatticusMania]

I'm an office drone that spends all day thinking about going home and making music. Coming here helps pass that horrible in between time when i can't have an instrument in my hands

Other than this, I come here to spread the joy of #hashtags #hash #tags #sgathsah

Also, carrots

 

[Bloodhammer]

Now that I think about it, I really don't know.

 

[macaroni tony]

to avoid doing work

 

[MatticusMania]

Now that I think about it, I really don't know.

Carrot?

 

[slobake]

Now that I think about it, I really don't know.

I can help you with this. You are here to answer all my important world changing questions. Like "Why are you here?"

 

[Bloodhammer]

I think it started out with me having questions about bass stuff and then I just sort of gravitationally sank to OT.

The real question on my mind is why Ziltoid is here.

 

[MatticusMania]

I think it started out with me having questions about bass stuff and then I just sort of gravitationally sank to OT.

The real question on my mind is why Ziltoid is here.

To take over TBOT.

 

[slobake]

The real question on my mind is why Ziltoid is here.

Too easy, he is here for #beer.