Why does my squeak bag walk when I gig ?

[L Anthony]

Do you carry a Walking bass in your squeak bag?

 

[gurensan]

How much squeak would a squeak bag walk if a squeak bag walk could walk gig?

A squeak bag would walk as much squeak as a squeak bag could if a squeak gig would walk bag.

 

[cba_bass]

Google translate sucks

 

[bluesblaster]

WD40

 

[Rich McCoy]

Dyslexia is a bitch of a son...

 

[Tupac]

Have I created a Talkbass meme?

 

[ubnomnar]

Why does my squeak bag walk when I gig ?

Needs nut sauce so it doesn't bind up

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[thisSNsucks]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

[Rooster009]

Is the squeak loud enough to splinter the maple neck of your Ric? If not, your not doing it right.

 

[Freez]

this squeek bag's made for walkin'
and that's just what it'll do
one of these days this squeek bag's gonna
squalk all over you

 

[nullPointer]

It's definitely the chaffing that's causing this. Try some Gold Bond Medicated Powder. It's like a York Peppermint Patty for your squeak bag.

 

[Stevorebob]

Is the squeak loud enough to splinter the maple neck of your Ric? If not, your not doing it right.

Epic.

 

[two fingers]

I.
Love.
This.
Whole.
Thread.

(Trying not to laugh and wake up my kids.)

By the way, if my squeak bag ever starts to walk (whether I'm at a gig or not) all I can say is that I'm following it wherever it goes. Period.

 

[2cooltoolz]

You guys are pissin' me off!!! This guy has serious issues with his squeak bag and all you can do is joke!!

To the OP, I'd take it back to guitar center. It sounds like a get hard case to me. Treat it immediately and frequently!!

 

[f64]

Maybe it's too close to your port and can't take the f__ting. Try avoiding TacoBell for a while before gigs.

 

[Roger Ford]

Tell her to just sit still and listen to the music!

 

[Pimmsley]

Tell her to just sit still and listen to the music!

Squeak bag is as squeak bag does...

 

[WoodAndTubes]

I feel ya OP. Every time I get a gig, my squeak bag starts in with all her accusing questions and then walks as usual with me sayin' "Aw c'mon squeak bag. Why you gotta be like that?"

 

[Stumbo]

Be glad your squeak bag doesn't fart.

 

[SoVeryTired]

Why does my squeak bag walk when I gig ?

Because one of its legs are both the same.