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William Murderface Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Bassists [BG]' started by isisiscool, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. isisiscool


    Jul 20, 2009
    I have not found a thread paying tribute to the most Br00tal bass player in history. William Murderface is a simple man, who only shows love a care. He has touched women's lives with his sweet love, and care for them. His bass playing is only of the many reasons DethKlok is so successful. So lets pay our respects to this amazing man.

    William Murderface
  2. J. Crawford

    J. Crawford

    Feb 15, 2008
    Schlap bassch sholo!
  3. Big fan here. Inspirational, beyond compare. He's the reason I get up in the morning. If it weren't for him, I'd quit playing, move to Vegas, and take up poker.
  4. his bass solo reminds me of why I became a bass player
  5. Kyler_Welsch


    Jan 14, 2009
    Richland, WA
    You know what I did today? I woke up with a clown's hand... down my pants... that's what I did today.
  6. J. Crawford

    J. Crawford

    Feb 15, 2008
    So your manhood would need to develop calluses, or become ground beef?

    To each their own! :D
  7. lol!....

  8. isisiscool


    Jul 20, 2009
    Yes, he has really inspired us all. I mean, who doesn't wanna bring your man hood out, and really slap a bass.
  9. thump_dumpster


    Aug 11, 2009
    Denton, tx
    but you gotta admit... the first man to actually play bass with his penis to a live crowd will be arrested asap and then the judge will read the charges and laugh till he dies.
  10. Greevus


    Apr 15, 2009
    Planet Piss!
  11. lol very true
    though...could u really do that?
  12. laugh till you die or dick-slap a bass?
    I'd say both are possible... depending on how "gifted" you are
    Me, I can slap chords on a 6 string.
  13. bobknowsbass


    Jul 27, 2009
    Burbank, CA
    Good evening, you are all my children!
  14. isisiscool


    Jul 20, 2009

    His quotes are amazing.
  15. I have to say the best dialogue in that show is the interchange between Pickles and Murderface after the band hands Murderface a firecracker which explodes in his hand.

    Murderface: "Hey, that's my bass playing hand!"

    Pickles: (Dripping with sarcasm) "Uh-oh! There goes the band!"

    Really summed up how valuable we are, my bandmates and I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
  16. TheHegemon


    Feb 20, 2009
    Amarillo, TX
  17. crayzee


    Feb 12, 2009
    Mississauga, ON
    Dethklok and Murderface is the inspiriation for my avvy. :D
  18. NKBassman

    NKBassman Lvl 10 Nerd Supporting Member

    Jun 16, 2009
    Winnipeg, MB, Canada
    Wadda ya mean booze ain't food?!?!
  19. isisiscool


    Jul 20, 2009
    I declare this thread is now the Murderface club

    All who wants to be part of the most Br00tal group of talkbass say I.
  20. Dethklok has a Gibson endorsement deal and there is not a Murderface signature bass!?