Would you hit that?

[Jared Lash]

Would you spank this?

I would, but I have these to screw. And yes, I will screw both of them at the same time.

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[Eric Perry]

I'd polish this

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!! No, seriously, I AM!!!!!

 

[Mon Rominee]

I'd make that baby purr
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[MAJOR METAL]

I do not play cards.

 

[fenderhutz]

It's time

 

[peaveyuser]

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[Jiggybass]

kinky.

 

[HollowBassman]

It's time

You call that pitching a tent?!

 

[Scarlet Fire]

Wanna spoon?

 

[fenderhutz]

Or bump these?

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[Jared Lash]

Wanna spoon?

Nah, let's do it missionary style

 

[fenderhutz]

Nah, let's do it missionary style

OMG CAN'T BREATHE!!!! BEST EVER!!!

 

[Eric Perry]

Nah, let's do it missionary style...

Or...

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[fenderhutz]

Or...

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No words needed

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Meh. I've done worse to worse things.

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

I think I could throw her a couple

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[Benjamin Strange]

 

[Mark Wilson]

I'd like to finger this!

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[MakiSupaStar]

Say, is that a rusty trombone?

 

[Mark Wilson]

Maki, do you find something funny about the word "Tromboner?"