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Yes, I'd love a wallet made from her _____.
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Umm, no thanks.
Would rather have whale penis leather. (what I thought was the softest, but I guess I was wrong. I'd still rather have whale leather. Specifically white whale leather)
Would rather have whale penis leather. (what I thought was the softest, but I guess I was wrong. I'd still rather have whale leather. Specifically white whale leather)
LOL...(nervous laugh) "It puts the lotion in the basket"
This may not be illegal in the UK but it should be. I've seen photos of lampshades and other items that the Nazis made from "human leather" from Jews they killed.
Sorry, this crosses a line for me. I'd never consider buying one of these products no matter how wealthy I was. I respect human life and dignity too much for that. I don't consider my fellow man to be so beneath me that I should have a wallet made out of his hide.
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Easy enough to find out. Contact them and see what you get? I don't have any reason to think this isn't for real. History has shown us that we've already had cannibals, head shrinkers, people burned at the stake, people boiled alive--even boiled in oil, skinned alive, fed to animals or ants, pulled apart, locked in cages to starve, stoned to death, etc. The depravity of man has no lower limit. A wallet made from the skin of a "donor"? Why not?
So you think that milk and honey taste like ass? Better start checking those freshness dates a little closer, my friend.
Or so they want you to believe.
I have this vision of them knocking people in the head in an alley and dragging them into their "laboratory"...
So you think that milk and honey taste like ass? Better start checking those freshness dates a little closer, my friend.
That's the secont time in one thread I've pushed tea through my nose!
So you think that milk and honey taste like ass? Better start checking those freshness dates a little closer, my friend.
You might be onto something here. I've probably got more expertise in dining on sexy Asian chicks @$$ than I do tasting actual milk and honey. Sigh. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:
Or so they want you to believe.
I have this vision of them knocking people in the head in an alley and dragging them into their "laboratory"...
Pronounced Labouratory.
Say what you will, but a wallet from those guys would be a great conversation piece.
"Hey, new wallet!"
"Yup, just got it."
"Where'd you get it? Coach?"
"Nah, it's Caucasian."
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Fixed for my own amusment really...
This would be an interesting way to will my remains, since you can't just be tossed in the dirt anymore.
I would rather be a wallet or a purse rather than be sealed in a coffin and concrete.
I would rather be a wallet or a purse rather than be sealed in a coffin and concrete.
