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Your Dream Job?

A male porn star.:eek:;)

Actually, someone asked me that many years ago, when I was young, fit and virile. But now that I'm old, out of shape and decrepit, I really don't think there's too many job opportunities for me in the porn industry! Maybe as someone to change the sheets or mop the floor...:spit:

Maybe I'll go back to my other dream job, which is to be the absolute dictator of the Planet Earth!:D

"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control!"
 
As an animal lover I don't think I'd be able to:

a) deal with the sadness of seeing animals in pain all day, knowing that there were massive limitations on me to relieve it.

b) restrain myself from physically hurting those responsible for said cruelty.

I'm immensely glad that there are people performing that duty, I know it's not for me.

+1. Even as an avid animal lover, I know I'd make a terrible animal cop, if only because I'd get too wrapped up in it.

Ideally, I guess some sort of radio deal. Still not sure in the long run, though, but that's youth for you.
 
I figured I'd get a comment from you, Gard.

I did manage to fly a Cessna 180 on floats while out on the wet coast three weeks ago. Left seat, two take offs and two landings. First landing was firm. No bounce, skip or damage. Just firm. Second landing was a greaser.

Hooked on floats and may have have to renew medical and get a float endorsement. ;)
 
Y'know, I think I've realized what my dream job would be:

Color commentator for the radio show LoveLine.

I think that Adam Carolla was perfect, and I thought that the show was extremely valuable. His absense has not been filled, and I think:

a) I could do the spot justice (can't imagine ever really reaching his levels of snark but willing to try).

b) It would be a really, really, rewarding experience with a lot of variety, opportunity for creativity, and learning.

c) I think that the mixture of entertainment with something as socially valuable as educating teenagers about issues that are vital to their lives is awesome.

I'm officially putting this in for my dream job.
 
Y'know, I think I've realized what my dream job would be:

Color commentator for the radio show LoveLine.

I think that Adam Carolla was perfect, and I thought that the show was extremely valuable. His absense has not been filled, and I think:

a) I could do the spot justice (can't imagine ever really reaching his levels of snark but willing to try).

b) It would be a really, really, rewarding experience with a lot of variety, opportunity for creativity, and learning.

c) I think that the mixture of entertainment with something as socially valuable as educating teenagers about issues that are vital to their lives is awesome.

I'm officially putting this in for my dream job.

Yeah that show hasn't been the same without Adam. Your snark cynicism might just fit the bill too :D
 

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