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Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?

kserg

kserg

Feb 20, 2004
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#1
You may think I am crazy but have you ever stopped and thought about it?

Agent MM asks question, very typical of spies. They all seem like meaningless and innocent question but put then together and you got a TB conspiracy.

Of course question "what is your middle name" does not raise alarms especially when you ad "do you like it?" into equation, we all seem to ignore it as "fun little fact to give away". The same goes to question like “what is your name and what does it mean”. Sound innocent does it not?

However then month later comes the question “what is the first letter of your last name?” then comes “what is the last letter of your last name and do you like it?” of course we all know the question after that is “what are the letters of your last name between first and last letter?” The next thing we know… he got is… here it comes: “What is your social security number?” By that time we trust agent MM with our most personal information, why wouldn’t we give away our Social security.

Right after that: BAM, we sell our country for pack of gum.
I’ve seen it happen, be careful TB, you have been warned.
 
#5
That or he works for the IRS collecting data. I mean, everyone knows that musicians are a bunch of deatbeat non-tax-paying slugs. They'll come knocking on all our doors soon enough wanting all our unreported gig money. Mark my words :ninja:
 
#6
You still question me, "will it go that far?" I say why not! This is just a sample of Agent MM's questions:

What kind of work were/are your parents in ?
How do you turn paypal money into Cash ?
How was your day ?
Anyone order a Sadowsky P 5 yet
Do you attend Happy Hour ? – In other words what time are you drunk so KGB can get more information out of you?
Jello - Code name?
Is blue flower cool ? - Yet another code name?
How often do you go to the cemetery ? – He must’ve been meeting someone that day
A question for the bearded - Finding his comrades in TB society!
Which Talk Bassers have you met?
How well do you remember first names? In other words "are you willing to talk and give KGB names they want?
Do you sleep with your watch on? - In other words "who must I worry about"
Have you ever met someone with the same full name as you? - He is clever one! As I was saying…
Who does NOT own a Cell Phone? - Finding out his enemies?
Who Scares you? - Our fears? Tricky!
 
#7
bassturtle said:
That or he works for the IRS collecting data. I mean, everyone knows that musicians are a bunch of deatbeat non-tax-paying slugs. They'll come knocking on all our doors soon enough wanting all our unreported gig money. Mark my words :ninja:
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That is a very good point! because look what i have found!

"How often does Cash get you out of sales tax?"

Yes, this is one of his questions! Double agent maybe?
 
#9
I applaud you for putting it all together like that! And here I thought he was just nosey! Devious, man, insidious and devious. That settles it, next time he asks whether I shampoo my beard, I ain't talkin'! National security is at stake!!
 
#10
Not enough you say? Here is more!

What wakes you out of a sound sleep? – In other words “what sounds should I not make when breaking into your houses to take top secret TB papers!
Do your hands shake? – secret handshake perhaps?
Why do we wrinkle when we stay in the water to long?
Do you like Limeade? - In what drink should I put pills in to extract information from you?

Whats your motivation? - What can KGB offer you in exchange for information?
Do you have a prized possession? - What can KGB take away from you in exchange for information?
Longest you have been without a date? - Who can we extract information from simply by offering a woman?

Leave your Lighters home when flying - He knew before we knew! Odd is it not?

Fed Ex tracking question - Tracking?

Need i present you with more?

He is NOT that good you say? If you say so, but answer me this... out of everyone in TB he was only one who was not a suspect in "The Qintar" conspiracy! He is good!
 
#11
kserg said:
You still question me, "will it go that far?" I say why not! This is just a sample of Agent MM's questions:

What kind of work were/are your parents in ?
How do you turn paypal money into Cash ?
How was your day ?
Anyone order a Sadowsky P 5 yet
Do you attend Happy Hour ? – In other words what time are you drunk so KGB can get more information out of you?
Jello - Code name?
Is blue flower cool ? - Yet another code name?
How often do you go to the cemetery ? – He must’ve been meeting someone that day
A question for the bearded - Finding his comrades in TB society!
Which Talk Bassers have you met?
How well do you remember first names? In other words "are you willing to talk and give KGB names they want?
Do you sleep with your watch on? - In other words "who must I worry about"
Have you ever met someone with the same full name as you? - He is clever one! As I was saying…
Who does NOT own a Cell Phone? - Finding out his enemies?
Who Scares you? - Our fears? Tricky!
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What do have to hide? Why are you afraid to answer? Who really is in the KGB? :D
 
#16
Dude, we all figured out last month that Major Metal is a budding artificial intelligence that is in the process of assimilating all knowledge. After absorbing the two Sources of All Knowledge (Good and Wikipedia), he/she/it is now gleaning/learning personal information and opinions. Soon he/she/it will be all-knowing/omniscient/really keen.

Geez. Get with the times.
 
#18
SuperDuck said:
Dude, we all figured out last month that Major Metal is a budding artificial intelligence that is in the process of assimilating all knowledge. After absorbing the two Sources of All Knowledge (Good and Wikipedia), he/she/it is now gleaning/learning personal information and opinions. Soon he/she/it will be all-knowing/omniscient/really keen.

Geez. Get with the times.
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I'd like to believe that, but KGB is far more dangerous.
 
#20
jive1 said:
Wow Kserg, looks like someone actually learned some skills from the Qintar thread.
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I learn from the best, but certainly I will not be as successful as you as you have an A.S.S. 1000+ posts on the qintar (BQC) speak for themselves. However lets get back to the topic, we have more important things to talk about. We might even combine forces as I could really use your A.S.S.

Could it be that MM is a spy for the qintar?

:D
 

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