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Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?

Or maybe it's two parts. MAJOR METAL asks all the questions and kserg collects all the data. Then kserg plays it off like he thinks MAJOR METAL's questions are exactly what they are so he doesnt seem guilty. Then in 12.73193 years the Russians come and attack us with food and drug association fliars and grill offs geared toward all of our depest secretes. Like, "is your middle name stan? if it is come eat our lean tofu, it's healthy"

And then the Russians make a killing off selling to us because they know everything. They rebuild their economy slowly gaining control of the provinces they used to. Then they start their nuclear arms race but this time with China. After China fails half of them kill themselvs because they have shamed their masters and Russia is left with twice the nuclear waste and 3 times the money. They sell the nukes to poor countries like Trinidad and then Trinidad sends 14 nuclear bombs to 13 stratigically placed cities in the US.

Ya.... it could happen. :hiding:
 
Looks like Major recruited NJL to do some interrogations. Check out NJL's thread titled "Chiropractors......Do you go?"

I think that cold be KGB code for "How much pain can you endure before you talk?"

:D
 
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SuperDuck said:
Dude, we all figured out last month that Major Metal is a budding artificial intelligence that is in the process of assimilating all knowledge. After absorbing the two Sources of All Knowledge (Good and Wikipedia), he/she/it is now gleaning/learning personal information and opinions. Soon he/she/it will be all-knowing/omniscient/really keen.

Geez. Get with the times.


That was my best guess....:p
 
Do you recall the days back in Germany singing the East German National Anthem?

Hail, hail East Germany / Land of fruit and grape / Land where you'll regret / If you try to escape / No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn't first.

bc