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Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?
- Thread starter kserg
- Start date
I think we should have him checked for radioactive contamination. We'll know for sure after that.
I am not glowing green yet if thats what you mean !
Dont think i didnt notice that 'yet'!
I am not glowing green yet if thats what you mean !
No, but your bass does. Seems more than just coincidental to me
jive1
Commercial User
Well I fired up the A.S.S. (Advanced Simulation System), and I not only discovered MM's covert occupation, but his TV crush as well.
Vee vill gettink the truth soon, my children. (and you are all my children 
)
KGB headquarters has just bought a ticket from Moscow to New York for the most deadly of agents: OXANA FEDOROVA !!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OxanaFedorovaFans
If sexy, double bubble bath with MM yields no good information, she has other tools to extract the truth!
(no signature to show how stealth I am)
)KGB headquarters has just bought a ticket from Moscow to New York for the most deadly of agents: OXANA FEDOROVA !!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OxanaFedorovaFans
If sexy, double bubble bath with MM yields no good information, she has other tools to extract the truth!
(no signature to show how stealth I am)
you just reminded me of that movie "rounders"? where this russian mafia creepy guy is an expert poker player and he's always eating Oreo cookies. What do you call it when you're Off Topic in Off Topic? Maybe they cancel.
jive1
Commercial User
I noticed that she has a resemblance to Natasha Bananoff.
Coinidence?
I think not
john turner
You don't want to do that. Trust me.
jive1
Commercial User
YIKES!
Now that you mention it, Jive1, there is an eerie resemblance between the two.
Mike
Vee vill gettink the truth soon, my children. (and you are all my children
KGB headquarters has just bought a ticket from Moscow to New York for the most deadly of agents: OXANA FEDOROVA !!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OxanaFedorovaFans
If sexy, double bubble bath with MM yields no good information, she has other tools to extract the truth!
(no signature to show how stealth I am)
Dont blow my cover Mike !
That explains why MM PMed me and wanted to 'visit'
when he went to spy on, I mean, visit his Grandmother in RI.
That is probably spy mumbo jumbo for 'cutout' or 'dead drop' or
something.
Glad I got talked my way out of that.
OH NO! I forgot, he had himself made a Moderator. He can
see all the IP addresses now. I think it may already be too
late ... we are completely compromised. He has access to
all the member intel in the Super Secret Moderator Forum
- 'SSHMODFO' , and has probably hypnotized and programmed Paul now.
We are doomed.
when he went to spy on, I mean, visit his Grandmother in RI.
That is probably spy mumbo jumbo for 'cutout' or 'dead drop' or
something.
Glad I got talked my way out of that.
OH NO! I forgot, he had himself made a Moderator. He can
see all the IP addresses now. I think it may already be too
late ... we are completely compromised. He has access to
all the member intel in the Super Secret Moderator Forum
- 'SSHMODFO' , and has probably hypnotized and programmed Paul now.
We are doomed.
I hope this thread doesn't come back and bite him if he ever decides to work for the government! 
"What is your height/weight" and other questions similar to that?
Why would anyone even bother answering such invasive questions in the first place? IGNORE crap like that. It is very easy to shine it on.
Why would anyone even bother answering such invasive questions in the first place? IGNORE crap like that. It is very easy to shine it on.
