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Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?

#81
As a student at UC Berkeley, the infamous socialist/communist hub of the Western Hemisphere, I can safely say that even if Major Metal is KGB, he's no threat to us.

Like any decent KGB agent or other Russian government official in post-Soviet Russia, he's bribable. Heck, if you pay him enough, we can acquire some really nice helicopters. :D
 
#88
JansenW said:
I hope this thread doesn't come back and bite him if he ever decides to work for the government! :hmm: :D
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Quite true... I don't think Russian government has much use for a agent that has been uncovered by S.H.I.T.

Except perhapses... President?


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Главный (Металл) Путин

Yes, folks, it's actually worse then we think, after talking to Jive in privet, and after hard day of thinking (mostly about pizza and ice cream oh and some sushi... mmmm sushi... oh and about MM as well) i came to a stunning and frighting conclusion. Major Metal might be the president of Russia. He is, in fact a major (Главный) in KGB ranks, and so is Putin...

Major Putin? How are you sir? Please don't have me arrested and sent to Sebiria when i visit in Summer...
 
#91
kserg said:
PS, I am having sushi today... Should i be worried?
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Just buy it from a local supermarket. They're radiation-free!

I'd definitely invest in some antibiotics if you do that, though, as you'll have other things to worry about when you pick food that's been on the shelf longer than you've been in California :D

If you really want some more Polonium-210 in your diet, try eating anything in Berkeley. They say it's a radiation-free zone, but how the heck am I supposed to trust the authorities of the institution behind the Manhattan Project?

That's like trusting your roommate to leave your leftovers alone :rollno:

Maybe if I doused it with Polonium-210... ;)
 
#94
kserg said:
Joke's on you Major Putin, I eat polonium-210 for breakfast. I, as a member of S.H.I.T. am ready for all your KGB tricks, so I do them on myself before you can. My body is used to it! (plus radiation helps me glow at night, it's pretty cool).
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You mean the radiation from all that microwaved food!! :p
 
#95
MysticBoo said:
As a student at UC Berkeley, the infamous socialist/communist hub of the Western Hemisphere, I can safely say that even if Major Metal is KGB, he's no threat to us.

Like any decent KGB agent or other Russian government official in post-Soviet Russia, he's bribable. Heck, if you pay him enough, we can acquire some really nice helicopters. :D
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Dirty bombs? :eyebrow:
 
#96
Bruce Lindfield said:
Dirty bombs? :eyebrow:
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I don't think the Soviet Union ever manufactured Weapons of Mass Disruption - they always went the whole nine yards in the quest to compete with our nukes, until they collapsed. Everything they built makes a dirty bomb look like a whoopie cushion. Even their vodka can potentially blow up city blocks!

Just look at Chernobyl - SOMEONE had to be drinking on the job :D
 
#99
Yes, newbies need to know... But Knowledge is only Half the Battle...

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