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Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?

#41
Michael Jewels said:
My childhood - It's all coming back to me now; I can remember the sunflowers 10 feet tall back on uncle Yuri's (collective) farm.

I can recall the first song he taught me on the balalaika, "We'll have a real blast in the Oblast tonight!" :p

Mike :D
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Fishing in the river with grandpa. before he was taken away, then fishing grandpa out of the river....
 
#44
MAJOR METAL said:
I cant be KGB I dont like Vodka ;)
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As I thought, the man was trained well, he was trained to hate one thing with out which he could have gone coo coo... However with that stereotype gone he was KGBs top spy!

Russians are coo coo for vodka. It is scary that one can learn to live with out vodka.
 
#49
And Skel? It was pointed out recently that he's been acting "major metalish" lately. Most of his threads are pretty innocent, but he may be a creation of the major to distract us from catching on.

Jack Casady? -Doesn't Major Metal quite enjoy his Casady Bass
Height and Weight? -More identifying traits being handed out
What is the maddest you've gotten at a gig and what did you do? -Still kind of innocent, but seeing who will fight back, and how

And finally, we're starting to get into the more serious threads like...
What are YOU hiding? -And is the next thread "and where"

Will he be so bold as to start a who else loves greenburst thread?

I'd also be willing to bet they've subscribed to ALL of the gun threads we have going.
 
#50
So much for being able to go about my day without a tin foil cap to keep them from reading my thoughts and to make the tracking satellites signal bounce back.
It just can't be true...Not Major. I can't believe it, I WON'T believe it! ::Runs away crying like a little girl::
 
#51
Honestly, I've never even thought about this. It always seemed odd that he would ask so many questions, but he seems like such a nice guy! I don't think any one individual has collected more personal information on me than Agent MM (or is that his real name???)

Middle name + mother's maiden name + favorite color = enough information for Agent MM opening a bank account in my name

yet I still feel the urge to give more information???

:hiding:
 
#52
jucas said:
And Skel? It was pointed out recently that he's been acting "major metalish" lately. Most of his threads are pretty innocent, but he may be a creation of the major to distract us from catching on.

Jack Casady? -Doesn't Major Metal quite enjoy his Casady Bass
Height and Weight? -More identifying traits being handed out
What is the maddest you've gotten at a gig and what did you do? -Still kind of innocent, but seeing who will fight back, and how

And finally, we're starting to get into the more serious threads like...
What are YOU hiding? -And is the next thread "and where"

Will he be so bold as to start a who else loves greenburst thread?

I'd also be willing to bet they've subscribed to ALL of the gun threads we have going.
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Министерство Российской Федерации по делам гражданской обороны, чрезвычайным ситуациям и ликвидации последствий стихийных бедствий

****! I mean....Serg? Help me (after you sober up and get your degree).
 
#56
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#57
Hmmmm..... That was curious. My Dept Supervisor is defected KGB (he's got the coolest accent). I was showing MM's new violin bass to a coworker and said his screen name out loud....

The Supervisor looked at me stone faced and said "How you know MajorMetal?" followed by some Russian mumbling.

I don't know what to think of it, but he left for the night.... quickly :eek:
 

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