Is MAJOR METAL a KGB spy?

[Fender32]

You may think I am crazy but have you ever stopped and thought about it?

Agent MM asks question, very typical of spies. They all seem like meaningless and innocent question but put then together and you got a TB conspiracy.

Of course question "what is your middle name" does not raise alarms especially when you ad "do you like it?" into equation, we all seem to ignore it as "fun little fact to give away". The same goes to question like “what is your name and what does it mean”. Sound innocent does it not?

However then month later comes the question “what is the first letter of your last name?” then comes “what is the last letter of your last name and do you like it?” of course we all know the question after that is “what are the letters of your last name between first and last letter?” The next thing we know… he got is… here it comes: “What is your social security number?” By that time we trust agent MM with our most personal information, why wouldn’t we give away our Social security.

Right after that: BAM, we sell our country for pack of gum.
I’ve seen it happen, be careful TB, you have been warned.

 

[AdlerAugen]

he's an IRS agent in disguise. Why do you think he has a government official as his avatar?

 

[jive1]

he's an IRS agent in disguise. Why do you think he has a government official as his avatar?

Maybe she is part of the conspiracy.

Or his alter-ego

 

[kserg]

he's an IRS agent in disguise. Why do you think he has a government official as his avatar?

I think you missed this:

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4504189&postcount=6

She is wearing green and interested in Soviet Union and KGB...

MM is interested in green and is a Soviet/KGB Agent...

Perfect match if you ask me...

 

[jive1]

Bump for the safety of TB

Considering recent threads:

Have you ever cried/wept at the death of someone you never met?
Probably planning an assassination, or wanted to get the general feeling of the public if he were to place a hit.

How do you emotionally recover from being physically disfigured ?
Similar to above. He is probably considering torturing someone for info.

Have you ever had a stroke ?
Can you withstand the rigors of interrogation?

Now this is HOT !
Designing new KGB uniforms.

Are you looking for the real thing ?
He wants to know if we are on to him. Of course, he's real KGB.

 

[Thor]

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Please don't kill me.

 

[peterbright]

What's his code name?

 

[Marley's Ghost]

Veeery Interesting - But Stupid!

 

[cheesemonkey]

How many люди здесь могут фактическ прочитать русские столбы? Также огорченно если грамматика этого плох я, то не то большое на русском. Я иду пойти получаю некоторый сыр.

 

[peterbright]

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[jive1]

MM's recent activity has alerted me to some possible KGB movement. Kserg's life may be in jeopardy.

1 - MM moved to the left coast. A leftist living on the left coast. Of course.

2 - He has moved closer to Kserg, so I think he's going to take him out.

3 - Does high fructose corn syrup scare you ? He wants to know if he could use it to torture someone for information.

4 - Is leaving a suicide note the decent thing to do ? , indicates that he's going to make Kserg's assassination look like a suicide.

5 - Would you remove your facial hair for a job ? MM is too recognizable with his beard and is considering shaving it off to facilitate his assassination plot.

6 - Is it possible to turn EMO in old age ? This will be his new identity after he completes his task and goes into hiding for a while. Plus he'll be all emo about taking out a fellow commie.

 

[kserg]

Help me!

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Help me!

ok.

 

[bad_andy]

Nyet! Is not spy... I mean, no, of course comrade... Major Metal is no spy.

 

[kserg]

ok.

 

[eleonn]

Kserg you are a deadman now

 

[kserg]

All i wanted to do is help preserve the democracy

 

[jive1]

To help Kserg, I have made some simulations of MM with various facial hair disguises he is liekly to use. That way Kserg may have a split second of recognition that may save his life.

Kserg, if you see any of these, run!

 

[WickedPissah]

You may think I am crazy but have you ever stopped and thought about it?

Agent MM asks question, very typical of spies. They all seem like meaningless and innocent question but put then together and you got a TB conspiracy.

Of course question "what is your middle name" does not raise alarms especially when you ad "do you like it?" into equation, we all seem to ignore it as "fun little fact to give away". The same goes to question like “what is your name and what does it mean”. Sound innocent does it not?

However then month later comes the question “what is the first letter of your last name?” then comes “what is the last letter of your last name and do you like it?” of course we all know the question after that is “what are the letters of your last name between first and last letter?” The next thing we know… he got is… here it comes: “What is your social security number?” By that time we trust agent MM with our most personal information, why wouldn’t we give away our Social security.

Right after that: BAM, we sell our country for pack of gum.
I’ve seen it happen, be careful TB, you have been warned.

no, but you might be.