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PMS Survival Tips
- Thread starter heroincredible
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There is only one antidote - chocolate. ALWAYS keep some around in case of PMS emergency. Use sparingly as you don't want a resistance to build up, but applied in just the right quantity, can stave off PMS attacks fairly well.
During emergency case of PMS, maintain a distance of at least 100 feet between you and the target at all times. Do not attempt communication, verbal or otherwise with the victim of PMS. Do not, I repeat do NOT make eye contact. And for God's sake, if she asks you a question about her appearance or the future, RUUUUUUN!
This has been a Public Service Announcement
This has been a Public Service Announcement
I have one of those chicks who are immune to PMS, aside from the cramps... beer & sleep work well though. Im lucky, as this has resulted in a great sexual service with minimal effort on my part.
Bob Lee (QSC)
In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!
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Anyone who's been frustrated by the Pantone Matching System just needs one of those little booklets with all the color chips.
Look, NJL was just having his period. It's very on topic in the thread, so what's the problem?
No big deal. I just though I'd present him with an intelligent alternative to filling threads with inane posts.
