Recent content by BassActionBtard

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    Crown Vic Police Interceptor- What do you think about them?

    go for it, the driver's side window sync's up exactly to the krispy kreme's drive through window.
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    Poll: Who would you fight?

    You forgot to add "Your Father" to the list even though you added Abe Lincoln. Ed Norton would not be proud.
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    Craigslist Post of the DAY

    Hot damn! Where do I sign up?
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    The Worst

    billy ray cyrus. he is a miley-spawning bastard who wasn't content to just go back to the trailer park and drink himself into a permanent stupor like most white trash. No, no, he had to re-emerge like an annoying cyst to spread the herpes known as his daughter to abolish creativity and ensure...
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    Happy Kwanzaa, everybody.

    obligatory
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    BEHRINGER BASS NETWORK

    Lets just say that if I wanted to break Behringer's finger, I would punch it in the nose.
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    How to get revenge on someone if I have their AIM?

    Yeah, pee in his toilet tank so that when he flushes, more pee come out.
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    NOOOOO!

    Oops, just found the source of that article, its from the British Rag The Sun. I am pretty sure that its a hoax designed for their website to get more hits before the end of the year is up. Sorry about the confusion. /It's affirming to see that everyone else had the same reaction that I did.
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    NOOOOO!

    FUNNYMAN EDDIE MURPHY will play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, The Sun can reveal. Gotham villain ... Eddie Murphy Gotham villain ... Eddie Murphy The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has been signed up by British director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to reprise the role played by JIM CARREY in...
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    hello from Denver!

    Hey cool, another Denver TB'er. Welcome.
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    Gaming consoles. Recommend me one.

    If you really like FPS go for the wii, they have a new peripheral that fits the wiimote into something that looks like a 9MM. Great for House of the Dead and Resident Evil. Also a lot of you bassists will be kicking yourselves for not getting a wii in time for the game Mushroom Men, not only is...
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    which bass should I buy?

    I have the Peavey, I like it a lot. (Millenium bxp ac 5-string) Pros: When I am noodling around in front of the TV, there isn't any annoying interference. It has pretty decent action, everyone that has played my bass enjoyed it. It turns my crappy 35 watt bass amp into something that sounds...
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    Is This Normal?

    Wow. It sounds like that band is composed entirely of Kathy Bates from the movie Misery. "Oh we would love for you to sit down and play bass with us, BUT IF YOU EVER LEAVE.....(insert random horrendous torture here). If you see a post that has a laundry list of requirements for a bassist that...
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    I went to school with this guy . . .

    Wow, you can get arrested for singing in the UK? When I got arrested I was in the back handcuffed, spitting on the divider calling the cop a (tightly bound pile of sticks) over and over and the cop just gave me the "what are you going to do about it" look.
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    Denver International Airport: what's up with the murals?

    Duh, everyone in Colorado knows that DIA can be converted into a prison/concentration camp at a moments notice. Supposedly there are underground tunnels that lead to Washington DC. If you look closely at mural #6 you'll notice that everyone that has darker skin is looking away from the center...