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    Have you ever been single for 10 years or more after having been in a relationship ?

    Working on it - married for 9 years, then divorced and have been single for the last 8 years. No qualms about a new relationship, just hasn't happened yet. We'll see what happens if the right lady comes along...
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    "I crap bigger than you" and other movie one-liners you beat to death

    "I for one don't think the problem was that the band was down. I think the problem may have been that we had a Stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"
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    "I crap bigger than you" and other movie one-liners you beat to death

    "You seem a decent fellow - I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow - I hate to die."
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    "I crap bigger than you" and other movie one-liners you beat to death

    "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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    Back to three?

    They are tasty...
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    "I crap bigger than you" and other movie one-liners you beat to death

    "Inconsthievable!" "You keep usin' that word - I do not think it means what you think it means."
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    Interview the person below you part II: Gorram, that went fast!

    No. Have you ever laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe or make a sound, and the only way people knew you were still alive is that your shoulders were shaking?
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    Wrist watches

    Samsung flip phone...
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    What was your first concert?... Your last?

    1st - Scorpions 1982 Last - Rush 2010
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    Interview the person below you part II: Gorram, that went fast!

    Gotta work some time. (How else am I going to buy my next piece of gear?) How many McDonalds cheeseburgers do you think you've eaten in your life?
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    Back to three?

    Lack of interest?
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    What are you waking up to today?

    I'm not even a Brit, and at first glance, I thought the topic read "What are you wanking up to today?" One track mind?
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    Interview the person below you

    Blackhawks. Ever wished you had a spy car so you could oil slick the guy behind you or shoot rockets at the guy in front of you?
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    your worst texting typos. post 'em here....

    Not mine - a coworker's e-mail to 5 or 6 other employees. She meant for the subject line to read "Black Powder", but instead wrote "Black Power". And you guessed it - she's black (in a very diverse workplace). We all shared a good laugh...
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    Bacon brûlée - this may be fun

    I have it on good authority that cheesecake with real bacon crumbled on top is the ultimate dessert...
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