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your worst texting typos. post 'em here....
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Not a typo per se, but a friend meant to send me an inappropriate picture of another dude's mom (I swear, I didn't ask him to), only to discover that I had given him my dads number instead of mine (they're only 2 #s different).
That took A LOT of explaining.
That took A LOT of explaining.
ok I call BS on the Horny Teacher one. Iphones do not auto correct to f**k. I had to add that and other swear words in a business contact so autocorrect wouldn't change it to duck.
Not a typo, but on my old phone, I always use T9, and whenever I want to say "add me on Facebook" it always comes out as "bed me on Facebook." Now I use a Blackberry, and thankfully it lets me control autocorrect!
My Android is like that too, but if I fumble-finger while texting, it's totally possible.
The best preventative is to just double-check before you hit "send"... had I not done that usually I would have text-dropped the f bomb on more than one occasion.
Not mine - a coworker's e-mail to 5 or 6 other employees.
She meant for the subject line to read "Black Powder", but instead wrote "Black Power". And you guessed it - she's black (in a very diverse workplace). We all shared a good laugh...
She meant for the subject line to read "Black Powder", but instead wrote "Black Power". And you guessed it - she's black (in a very diverse workplace). We all shared a good laugh...
InFlux bassman said:
That's crazy! Computers and smart phones make life easier and a lot harder at the same time.
"gigged" gets autocorrected to "hugged" on my iphone, which has led to some confusing conversations.
My stupid iPhone changed basses to butts. It's pissing me off because it's happening repeatedly.
I used to play Everquest years ago and was helping out a group in a place they had no business being. I was asked to play with some friends and I replied that I was with a bunch of tards who would die if I left them. Except I said it in group; If you don't play online games I don't suppose this is funny in any way.
they kept quiet after that. i stayed, and they were able to hold the spawn because of it
Stupid iPhone changed "how's" to "hoes".
Friend: "so how are you?"
Me: "I'm good. Hoes *insert friends name*?"
Last week my youth pastors daughter was texting me and her phone changed "otay" to "pray". It was funny, but not bad
EDIT: forgot one!
My phone changed "but the" (I missed the space) into "butthole". That was a good laugh!
Friend: "so how are you?"
Me: "I'm good. Hoes *insert friends name*?"
Last week my youth pastors daughter was texting me and her phone changed "otay" to "pray". It was funny, but not bad
EDIT: forgot one!
My phone changed "but the" (I missed the space) into "butthole". That was a good laugh!
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Mammogram is down but I'm working manually
I texted to a potential female customer asking for a "Bonded Warehouse Operation"..."No problem, I can have you Boned in no time."
She called me laughing hysterically, and is now a customer, and no.
She called me laughing hysterically, and is now a customer, and no.
