i havn't read the whole forum, so don't know if these have been posted yet :P
-when you bring your bass into the toilet while doing a C***
-when you go through your mp3 player and realise that a good majority of your bands have awesome bass riffs
-when you can't look at your bass without...
I'm assuming you have kids? You would make one cooool grandpa lol ;)
Also, here's a list of songs which you probably would have heard of and you might wanna try;
-Peaches (The Stranglers)
-Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes)
-Money (Pink Floyd)
-Mustang Sally (The band is on the...