You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[David1234]

When you make a youtube site just to show everyone your gear.

 

[nomennescio]

I predict the wife and kid will be long gone before you have to worry about it. IMHO.

 

[Timlr]

So this might be a little random...
but true story.
When you toast a bagel and one gets a little darker than the other.
At the spreading of the cream cheese you think "hmm... rosewood or maple."

 

[bassman03]

^^ Lol!

 

[NoobOnRoad]

well, the "bass clef" [as in spanish "Llave de Fa", litteraly "key of F"] does stand for an F, so I'd never do that.... and then's the "llave the Sol" [key of G]... which stands for a G xP

Yeah, in French its the same thing. We are in Italian notation i think

Do ré mi fa sol la si do
C D E F G A B C

 

[bluewine]

You think about bass stuff during...ummm....times when you're not supposed to be thinking about basses!

Yeah, talking about bass stuff to people that don't care and even you know they don't have any idea what your talking about.

 

[boabski2k]

When you get annoyed at the videos on MTV and the like for not showing enough of the bass players.

Who cares about guitards and singers

 

[Timlr]

i'm pretty much on here half of my school day.

+1. I have a phone with a browser.. so I'm going to go with about 99% of it.

 

[Rock-Bassman]

When you're a teen, and you own ****** equipment, and thinking everyday of upgrading but can't because you can't get a job.

You're thinking more of your first decent bass than your first car

Having GAS when all you have is a cheap-ass Ibanez (edit from me: I really mean amps but...)

I'm so damn guilty

Are you me?

Or am I you??? Think about that for a while...

 

[Teddy Flicker]

i havn't read the whole forum, so don't know if these have been posted yet

-when you bring your bass into the toilet while doing a C***
-when you go through your mp3 player and realise that a good majority of your bands have awesome bass riffs
-when you can't look at your bass without picking it up and slapping the thing

 

[Timlr]

when you're crossing a diagonal cross walk with painted white lines and think, "woah, Dingwall, no way."

 

[Les Clayton]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

I am definitely guilty of that one

 

[The modifier]

When listening to any song, you just listen to the bass parts and nothing else.

Put me on trial im guilty

 

[The modifier]

Don't know if someone brought this one up yet, when you join a website called "Talk Bass"

 

[nitrofix]

When you think every Guitarist is a frustrated Bass Player.......

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

When you think every Guitarist is a frustrated Bass Player.......

I have a feeling with me it's the other way round....

 

[PWV]

When you receive "Customer Appreciation" awards from UPS, FedEx and USPS. (Hasn't happened yet, but I've done my share of stimulus for 'em).

 

[Mikio]

when your bass is sticky for no apparent reason

 

[CarolatSheLives]

You people are way too preoccupied with your instruments.

Okay, here's one:

On the way home from the studio, you pick up your dog from the groomer, get home, unload your bass and forget the dog in the car for 3 hours.

True story. Now PETA's going to come after me or something.

P.S. 54 degrees in the garage, dog was fine, just righteously pissed at me.

 

[Kaneesel]

When your friends go though your CD collection and make fun of you for owning albums from terrible bands. You then tell them to listen to the bass track. Problem solved.