You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[Surprise Panda!]

when you make a thread about being obsessed with basses

 

[pinkzepphish]

when you listen to joni mitchell

 

[Elrend]

when you listen to joni mitchell

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LISTENING TO JONI MITCHELL

 

[Elemeninki]

When you hide behind a wall and shift your eyes once you've finished talking.

 

[theory028]

when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor

Or hanging on the wall. That couldn't be good.

 

[Wh4len]

Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass

When your bass collection is worth more than your car...

You guys have spies in sweden???

 

[dreadheadbass]

when you ask your girlfriend if its ok if you both get "tender" on top of your new valve amp to "christen it"

or when instead of browsing the net for porn and pirate dvd torrents you spend your time on a forum site dedicated to the bass guitar

 

[lunker]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

she happens to like it

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Instead of reading Playboy you hit it off with a copy of Bass Player magazine

 

[armywalaby]

When you're running in formation for PT and you're humming a made-up bass line to the cadence that's being called....

 

[thycrusader]

Instead of reading Playboy you hit it off with a copy of Bass Player magazine

guilty...

 

[WickedPissah]

Instead of reading Playboy you hit it off with a copy of Bass Player magazine

when you can't mention your bass without mentioning the type and name.

My Thunderbird's name is Becky and I love her.

 

[lexxmexx]

When listening to any song, you just listen to the bass parts and nothing else.

 

[BullHorn]

I know i'm obsessed with bass because the only thing i think about while at the military base is my bass and i can't wait to get home and play some.
Also, i lurk talkbass with my cell phone everyday.

 

[Beej]

When you hum bassline lullabies to your baby daughter, but don't realize you're doing it until your wife yells "JUST SING HER A F***ING SONG FOR ONCE! "

 

[zero_cool]

When all you do is play bass.

 

[John Wentzien]

Light bill? or new strings?

 

[MisterMagician]

I prefer alternate plucking and galloping myself.

 

[GearHeadBassMan]

when one of your coworkers gets in trouble for looking at porn on a company computer, you get a stern talking to for getting caught looking at the "Rigs of Doom" threads

 

[MurvintheWalrus]

when you get on this forum twice a day... yeah ive done that....uhhh today and the past year i think haha